SOWETO, South Africa (WNB) - Proving the adage that no good deed goes unpunished, President Obama was photographed with a crude sign taped to his back (below) after shaking hands with Cuban leader Raul Castro at today's memorial for Nelson Mandela.
The fact Castro had brought the sign shows the communist leader's certainty that Obama would be wanting to shake his hand.
A smirking Secret Service bodyguard removed the sign approximately an hour later.
As you may know, we live in a time of rampant, powerful deception. Many people who have no regard for God, Who made them and sent His Son to save them, have chosen to reject Him. In so doing, they have received an ever-darkening, depraved mind, given to all kinds of deception. We see this in few places more clearly than in members of the radical homosexual movement.
DENVER (WNB) - A judge ordered the Christian owners of a cake shop to deny their faith by providing wedding cakes to gays getting married.
Judge Robert N. Spencer ruled that Masterpiece Cakeshop in Denver discriminated against a couple “because of their sexual orientation by refusing to sell them a wedding cake for their same-sex marriage.”
In conceding defeat, shop owner Jack Phillips agreed to bake the cake, promising "a beautiful design featuring a delicious new recipe made from Anal Lube and lots of love" (below).
WASHINGTON (WNB) - First Lady Michelle Obama suffered an embarrassing moment at a star-studded White House event Saturday night when her stunning designer gown slipped, revealing more than she intended.
The wardrobe malfunction happened during the awarding of the Kennedy Center honors, attended by Billy Joel, Carlos Santana, Herbie Hancock, opera star Martina Arroyo, actress Shirley MacLaine and others.
One actor who requested anonymity downplayed the incident, saying, "The last time I say something like that was this morning when I was washing my German Shepard - no big deal."
LOS ANGELES (WNB) - Even in the socialist utopia known as California, an estimated 7 out of 10 doctors want nothing to do with Obamacare, and say they will not participate.
"Yeah, like I want to swab STD sores on illegal immigrants for fifteen bucks a whack - I'd rather restock dog sweaters at Wal-Mart," said Dr. Martin Schwartz of Burbank, a practicing general physician for 38 years.
HHS head Kathleen Sebelius downplayed the tens of thousands of doctors nationwide that will not participate in Obamacare by pointing out "India has plenty of almost-doctors that could easily learn English."
NEW YORK (WNB) - Just as millions of Americans are preparing to commemorate Jesus’ birth, a secular activist group is once again taking aim at the traditional purpose for the holiday season, asking in a new digital billboard: ”Who needs Christ during Christmas?”
(Breitbart) - The comparison is so crude as to be laughable, but given the mainstream media's immediate linkage of the two, and President Barack Obama's insistence on talking about himself in his eulogy for Nelson Mandela, it must be said: Obama is no Mandela.
WASHINGTON (WNB) - Fawning MSNBC host Chris Matthews indulged in verbal intercourse with President Obama Thursday at America University.
The giggling host gently probed the President, asking such "hardball" questions as "boxers or briefs? and "straw hair on men: Sexy or merely attractive?"
The love-fest reportedly left many viewers "feeling dirty," as reflected in the poor ratings that placed the show behind a rerun of "Petticoat Junction," an infomercial for the Ronco Pocket Fisherman, and a Health Channel special on nose hair.
Chris Matthews gets up close and personal with President Obama