I'm So Very Sorry
I'm sorry I haven't been updating this dumb section. Unfortunately, I really don't have much to say and even if I did, would have a hard time writing it without involving bodily functions and/or cartoon violence. It's probably better I don't say anything.
In answer to the thousands hundreds dozens two emails I have received begging for information concerning the "real me," here it is:
I am 50 years old, married, strongly conservative, and incredibly intelligent a high school graduate.
"Peace Moonbeam" was born a few months ago when she replied to a Huffington Post article about Cindy Sheehan's Camp Casey concert featuring Joan Baez. The subsequent outrage and support for "Peace" (from both sides) prompted me to write a few more and unfortunately for society as a whole, I haven't stopped.
When I heard G. Gordon Liddy reading one of my "Reports From Camp Casey" on his radio show, I realized that I was no longer some dumpy drainpipe from Hicksville, but a sleek, successful, stylish mega-star celebrity with worldwide appeal.
I just want you all to know that no matter how many Ferraris, yats yagts yaghts huge boats, luxury homes, etc. I surround myself with, I will always remain humble and true to myself (whoever I am) and to you, my loyal readers and sycophants fans. *sniff* I love you all.