As you can see, The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles has won the 2005 “World’s Best Weblog Award.”This is the first time in the five-year history of this award competition that a first-year weblog has won! To say I am honored to have this web log chosen over every other in the world is an understatement.
Thank you to the international judges who chose my body of work for this
prestiges prestigous really high-class award. I love you all!
Also, thank you, my dear and faithful readers, for helping me achieve the pinnacle of literary success and the associated riches and debauchery that has accompanied it. The World's Best Weblog Award recognizes this achievement and is as much for you as it is for me, although probably more me than you because I did all the writing and you didn’t really do anything.
I want you all to know that I will continue to strive for writing excellence and pledge to maybe even learn how to properly use punctuation, including semicolons. Also, I promise to reduce the amount of vomiting, urination, etc. in my writings, if possible.
I would really like to thank the people in my life who made this all possible, but I have to feed my cat now. I'll come back later and thank some of you, if it isn't too late.