FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - During a seance Wednesday night, the purported ghost of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown admitted to attacking officer Darren Wilson.
"Yeah, I jacked the pig. He was bein' a punk 'cuz we was in the street. If I was in better shape, I'd got dat Glock and capped his cracker ass. F*ckin' cigars and 'Lil Debbies..."
The seance was organized by the St. Louis Paranormal Society with the hope of learning the truth about Brown's shooting.