KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (BHN) -Dozens of people have been killed in riots throughout Afghanistan by Muslims angry over a showboating retard's burning of some paper.
"I burned the evil piece of sh*t (Holy Koran) to make a point," said Florida preacher Terry Jones. "I don't remember exactly what that point was, but I'm sure it had something to do with the fact that Islam sucks."
The violence started Friday when demonstrators stormed a U.N. compound in the northern city of Mazar-i-Sharif, killing 11 people, two by beheading, including seven foreign U.N. employees.
"What do you expect us to do?" asked one of the attackers, "That hillbilly turned our holy book into a charcoal briquette, we had to start killing people. The beheading thing is just something we like to do."
My comments: Who doesn't enjoy cooking delicious wienies over a crackling Koran? Those sheet-heads need to loosen up a little, and somebody better tell Jethro his 15 minutes of fame were up months ago.
Angry Muslims protest desecration of Holy Koran, Preacher Terry Jones