BIG HAIRY NEWS - Latest poll results show that Democrat voters are flocking to support Republican Newt Gingrich, after allegations by his angry ex-wife that he is an immoral sex addict and serial adulterer.
"All I know is I can really relate to this guy," said longtime Democratic voter Kip Fresner. "I guess he shares my core values and also reminds me of Bill Clinton - I loved that guy."
The Gingrich campaign was initially caught by surprise by the unexpected influx of support from Democrats, but is now releasing photos of the candidate with various anonymous women, and quietly planting stories on-line of Newt's sleazy sexual encounters.
The Romney campaign is reportedly very concerned that Gingrich may also claim to be gay, thus capturing even more former Democrat voters.
My comments: I think Newt has found the formula for success. Nice!