BIG HAIRY NEWS - A new film adds credence to the already strong evidence that President Obama's father is not Barack Obama of Kenya, but rather radical communist Frank Marshall Davis from Hawaii.
Numerous nude photos of Obama's infamously slutty mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, taken by Marshall at his home 9 months before Dunham gave birth, as well as his written account of three-way sexual escapades with an underage white girl he calls "Anne," point to the possibility that Marshall is Barack's father.
The most compelling evidence overall, however, is the fact that the President looks absolutely nothing like Barack Obama Sr., and nearly identical to Frank Davis Marshall. On this alone, it is would be accurate to assume that President Obama is truly a commie bastard.
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