FANTASYLAND (BHN) - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Retard-CA) credited the disembodied spirit of Ted Kennedy with making Obamacare a reality.
“I knew when he (Ted Kennedy) left us he would go to Heaven and help pass the bill and I know he was busily at work until this decision came down in one way or another, and now he can rest in peace,” the twitching/blinking Pelosi told reporters.
Speaker Jon Boehner later commented, "Who's to say a debaucherous womanizing drunk who drowns secretaries in his car can't go to Heaven? I'm just saying Pelosi's religious and spiritual insight, as evidenced by her lecturing the Pope that Jesus would approve of abortions, is, ah, somewhat suspect."
My comments: While Pelosi undoubtedly has the IQ of a toaster, for all we know maybe Ted was involved. The fetid, bloated, ill-fated nightmare that is Obamacare sure as hell didn't come from Heaven -
Remembering Ted: My friend's date with the late Senator HERE