WASHINGTON (BHN) - The Obama administration has entered into a partnership with Mexico to bring in more Democrat voters educate illegal immigrants Mexican nationals living in the United States about obtaining "nutritional assistance" (free food stamps).
"You've got millions of individuals, many with a severe case of the munchies, and we have all these extra food stamp credit cards laying around," said USDA spokesman Juan Jimenez. "It seems only right."
In possibly related news, the Border Patrol reports record numbers of immigrants suddenly pouring across the border today.
My comments: Like they needed more incentive to come on over! I say let's give them a new car so they can go pick up their food stamps!