NEW YORK (BHN) - DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Retard-Florida) appeared to be physically unable to tell the truth while appearing on CNN's Anderson Cooper show Thursday.
Cooper unsuccessfully spent an entire segment repeatedly trying to get Wasserman Schultz to simply acknowledge the fact she has been deliberately misquoting an LA Times article in order to distort Mitt Romney's stand on abortion. A flustered Cooper was later overheard saying that interviewing the DNC head was "like talking to a possessed carp."
A close friend said Wasserman Schultz's inability to tell the truth is actually the result of a traumatic childhood incident, possibly involving hair care products. "Debs can't stop lying, but it's not her fault - she got messed up bad."