WASHINGTON (BHN) - The Obama administration has taken the unprecedented step of pressing media and private parties to refrain from portraying the Prophet Muhammad (Peas Be Up On Him) in a negative manner.
In light of these developments, Big Hairy News has decided to discontinue the publication of a series of paintings anonymously submitted by an unknown artist. The series, reportedly titled "Muhammad - Retard Prophet," consists of four works: "Muhammad With Hooters In Fishnets," "Mohammad With Girlfriend," "Muhammad With Bong," and "Muhammad With Love Doll."
We sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been offended by these works, and will continue to work with the government to identify the criminal that created them.
