YANGON, Myanmar (BHN) - On his visit to the nation formerly known as Burma, President Obama inadvertently accosted acting President Thein Sein and prominent human rights activist Aung San Suu Kyi, in addition to seriously mispronouncing their names.
In a country with a culture of modesty and where public physical interaction between the sexes is all but forbidden, Obama lustily hugged and kissed the women, even apparently "humping" Aung San Suu Kyi while doing so, shocking onlookers and local reporters.
Obama's mispronunciation of President Thein Sein's name was translated as "Little Hot Pot," and he was actually referring to Aung San Suu Kyi as "Horny Chicken Lips."
The White House called the President's mispronunciations a simple mistake, but defended his affectionate overtures as "heartfelt and sincere." An unidentified Obama staff member pointed to the first lady as justification for the President's actions.