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Junk Food Addicts Suffer Withdrawal, Clinton Passes Out

BIG HAIRY NEWS (BHN) - A new study says that people quitting junk food experience affects similar to drug withdrawal.

Researchers at the University of Montreal say altering a high-fat diet creates chemical changes in the brain that can cause anxiety, light-headiness, and even passing out.

In other news, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton received a concussion after passing out at home. Her doctor suggested a new diet was possibly to blame. Clinton was treated at the scene with a McRib and a bag of Skittles.

 

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