BIG HAIRY NEWS - It appears the answer to the question "where did all the Newsweek readers go?" has been definitively answered with the results of a new Time reader's poll.
The magazine's almost 1000 readers voted North Korea dictator Kim Jong Un as their pick for "Person of the Year."
When questioned why anyone smart enough to read would possibly pick the corpulent little commie for this honor, a Time editor replied, "The feedback we got was everyone really liked his "Gangnam Style" video, and frankly so did we - he rocks."
