WASHINGTON (BHN) - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (Retard-NV) reportedly suffered a non-life threatening injury Friday. Sources say the injury was self-inflicted but likely accidental.
"Someone said Harry was found naked on the floor in the Senate restroom, suffering from a severely dislocated penis," said the source. "Whatever he'd been trying to do obviously didn't work."
Speculation on Capitol Hill is that the incident may somehow be related to an earlier verbal exchange between Reid and House Speaker John Bohner.