WASHINGTON (BHN) - America's most prominent church will soon begin hosting same-sex marriages.
Episcopal leaders say the church will implement a new rite of marriage for gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered members. "The freakier the better," said one official. "Seriously, God doesn't pay the bills here, if He has a problem with us marrying sodomites and pervs, He can build His own place."
The 106-year-old cathedral has long been a spiritual center for the nation, hosting presidential inaugural services and funerals for Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford. The cathedral draws hundreds of thousands of visitors each year.