WASHINGTON (BHN) - Recent shocking reports claim the shadowy liberal big money group "Organizing for Action" is pimping out the President and First Lady for intimate White House sessions.
A source in the organization reports that $500K will buy two hours of "private time" at the White House, and includes "everything but protection - bring your own."
"For an extra $100K the First Lady agrees to wear a mask, for $250K she'll stay dressed, or for $500K she'll stay out of the room altogether," said the source.
The arrangement appears so improper that even MSNBC's Chuck Todd criticized it, making it easily the worst scandal of the Obama presidency.
