WASHINGTON (BHN) - President Barack Obama spoke this morning at the National Prayer Breakfast, where in an apparent effort to blunt criticisms of his past performances, spoke at length about his personal deep Christian faith, and even lapsing into tongues at one point.
"As Christians we place our faith in the nail-scarred hands of Jesus - I know I do every day. Every morning I hit my knees and I pray to Jesus that my faith won't fall through those nail holes. Oh, sweet Jesus shamalama dingdong, Lord have mercy!"
Sources report Obama was later seen unsuccessfully attempting to exorcise Nancy Pelosi.