PHOENIX (BHN) - Two days after dying from complications from cancer, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has sent a message from beyond the grave to his closest friends.
Chavez spoke this morning through a spiritualist at the offices of this news organization. Here is what he said from "the other side:"
"To my dear friends Michael (Moore), Sean (Penn), Harry (Belafonte), Mahmoud (Ahmadinejad), and of course Fidel (Castro) - I bring you an important message from Heaven/Paradise!
God/Allah/Your Higher Power told me to tell you "I need you here right away so I can shower you with indescribable riches and pleasure." So I am telling you to hurry come join me - you won't regret it!
Oh, and PS: God/Allah said He's an angry God, and He'll give you leprosy and anal warts if you ignore His will. I know He's serious. See you soon! That is all."