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FLOTUS: You Move While I Eat This Pizza

WASHINGTON (BHN) - First lady Michelle Obama was seen gorging on pizza after kicking off her second term "Let's Move" exercise/healthy eating campaign.

Sources said it "sounded like a hyena eating a gazelle" as Mrs. Obama inhaled a deep dish Supreme amid a spray of pepperoni and cheese. "Oh my God, I've never seen a woman take a pizza like that," said one onlooker. "There was sauce coming out of her nose." 

The FLOTUS is regularly spotted around town enjoying chili fries, double cheeseburgers, malts, Pepsi, and of course, pizza.

 

Michelle Obama and pizzaFLOTUS gorges on pizza after "Let's Move" kickoff


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