Good morning my peeps.
First of all Id like to thank the reader who sent me the candid pic of Nancy Pelosi taking a shower at some health club. I have to say that I possibly erred in requesting these photos. I am hereby officially withdrawing this request and ask everybody to please, please honor this request to cancel my earlier request. For the love of God and all thats Holy if anyone else sends me another photo of Nancy Pelosi wearing anything less than a business suit I SWEAR I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU AND I MEAN IT.
On a related note, Ive decided Im really not that attracted to women anymore. Heather if youre reading this you may be my only hope of not becoming gay. Please call me ASAP as Im already starting to think about rearranging my living room furniture. Please call.
Scooter peace out.