Harry Reid All About Compromise

LAS VEGAS - Senate Majority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.) said he is now willing to compromise on his demand U.S. military forces withdraw from Iraq this spring.

Reid acknowledged that his previous firm demand for a spring withdrawal deadline had become an obstacle for the few Republicans who had also embraced defeat. "I don't think we have to think that our way is the only way," Reid said of specific dates during an interview in his office here. "I'm now proposing we surrender but leave the troops over there for awhile. It's a win-win for both political camps."

Sen. Dick Lugar, one of the Republicans calling for retreat, voiced cautious support for Reid's proposal: "I love the idea of surrender, but would want assurances our troops would not be required to leave on any particular date."

Commentary: There is clearly a new spirit of non-partisan cooperation in our government, and it's a beautiful thing.

Comments

[syncrodox]

1st.

Oh snap! I should have known Scooters credit was no damn good. Oh well it souds like you've made the right decision sticking with your current career.

WmH

I think if Hillary gets elected it will likely be a strap-on cigar.

Scooter

You guys can get vodka at the 7-11? Wow!

Syncro

Scooter: I don't know what he gets at the convenience store, maybe it's just cheap wine but he's drinking like multiple bottles at a time.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

BREAKING NEWS

Former President Bill Hillary earlier today stated "had I know I could have met Scooter in a stall that thing with Monica would never have happen" Hang in there Mr. Klinton, if your porker of a wife becomes President you may still get to share a stall with Scooter, I bet he would like that.

P.S.
If Hillary does get elected, I wonder who she will being sharing a cigar with in the Oval Office.

Scooter: Apparently the the 7-11 by the trailer park got another shipment of cheap vodka.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

Syncro,

I have it on very good authority that the Scooters Report AMX Platinum card has a $8.95 credit limit on it so I am afraid it is razor thin to start with and that it is only supposed to be used to pay monthly dues to the Scooter Report.

I think I will just stay with my International Porn, Ho and Liquor Reporter job for the time being.

Much better benefits, not to mention the free Porn, Ho's and Liquor.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

I'm sure you do cover sports. Senator Craig and John Edwards are two who immediatly come to mind.

1st.

Congrantulations on your new position! I assume you will be getting the standard Scooters Report compensation package.

Syncro

p.s. If you're ever in my neighbourhood drop in. I'de enjoy helping you wear the Scooters Report AMX Platinum card thin.

[1sttofight]

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS.......................

Major Rule change in College football. Kickoffs will be from the 30 yard line instead of 35 yard line.

See Scooter, I get the big scoops while you just sit and play with yourself.

Scooter: Okay, you're now the Sports Cub Reporter.

Scooter peace out.

PS: We don't cover sports.

[1sttofight]

Time to admit the truth Scooter, Dingy Harry Reid is your daddy.
You look and act too much like him for there to be any doubt.

Scooter: He is not my father, but I would be proud if he was. And richer.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

Well I see an other Infamous person has found his way to Scooters little big blog.Your becoming famous,I'll one day have to say I knew him when.NOT.

Scooter: I have been famous for a while.

Scooter peace out.

PS: How come you never put a space after a period or comma? This is why I passed you over for the cub reporter position.

[syncrodox]

HA

That first link you provided may get you into trouble on a site like this. I fully expect the Scoots to contact GLAD and get them on your tail ala Tucker Carlson

http://mediamatters.org/items/200708300005?f=h_popular

As for your second link....True enough. Which leads me to this question. Juxtoposionally speaking.

When is an aberation not an aberation.

Scooter

I'm a little unfamiliar with the American Bill of Rights, so I'm hoping you can help me here.

Which amendment enshrines the right to have sex in a public washroom...the twenty third or the twenty fourth?

Syncro

Scooter: I knew that in college, but now I've forgot.

Scooter peace out.

[John F.Kerry Senator Massachussetts.]

Hay you Scooter, or what ever your name is,I will sue you pants off if you allow people to post here Abusing my name.Don't I repeat Don't let it happen again.

Scooter: Hey Lurch, bite me - you're no Johnny Cochran or even John Edwards.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

This is true:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_HDGIUGm53K4/Rtc8F71lMZI/AAAAAAAABQ0/xoyf0EWtVRw/s1600-h/Johnny+Utah.jpg

So many on the left prefer to think it was an aberration, something we should just forget, for the children....

HA

Scooter: I see you're in a lighthearted mood tonight, HA.
Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

In the spirit of Barney Frank....

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070430RZ1AP-CMYK.jpg

[jainphx]

That strategy work beautifully for Effen Kerry. Democraps are always for it before their agin it,go figure.

Scooter: So bitter.....
Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

When do you plan to interview Ted Haggard who had to resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals and was forced out of the 10,000-member Colorado church he founded, after admitting to paying for massages and buying methamphetamine from a Denver male escort. He has since undergone spiritual counseling and has asserted that he is now a born agin heterosexual.

http://starbulletin.com/2007/08/29/news/story08.html

Scooter: That's old news, Scooter's Report only covers breaking stories. You should know that.

Scooter peace out.