Ahmadinejad and Chavez Get Closer

CARACAS, Venezuela - After being vilified during his U.N. visit this week, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad traveled to Venezuela to meet his close friend and fellow America-hater, President Hugo Chavez.

"Together we are surely growing stronger, closer, more attuned to each other's feelings and needs, and in truth no one can defeat us," the Iranian leader said through an interpreter.

Chavez tenderly embraced the Iranian leader, calling him "one of the most daring and handsome anti-imperialist fighters" and "one of the spunkiest leaders for true peace."

Chavez said he was proud of Ahmadinejad's courage while under hostile questioning at New York's Columbia University. "An imperial spokesman tried to disrespect you, calling you a cruel little tyrant, which, while true, was extremely rude. You responded with the greatness of a revolutionary - strong yet sensitive, firm yet tender, petite yet well-muscled. I got chills."

Commentary: Sometimes you see two people just meant for each other, and it's a beautiful thing.

Comments

[HygeneAl]

Saudi divorces wife for watching male TV host: report

A Saudi man divorced his wife Friday by stomping 3 times, twirling in a circle twice, hopping up and down and saying 3 times “I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you”. Her crime was to be caught watching a television program presented by a Geraldo Rivera, she was alone at the time, an act the husband deemed immoral, the Al Shams newspaper reported on Saturday.

Though, it has long been considered in bad taste to watch Geraldo under any circumstances, it has rarely been considered a crime worthy of divorce in the United States, perhaps worthy of a little knuckle dusting or a slap or two, but not divorce.

The man, whom the paper did not identify, ended his 20 year marriage on the grounds his wife was effectively alone with an unrelated, self absorbed, egotistical maniac, which is forbidden under the strict Islamic law enforced in this ultra-conservative kingdom, the paper said.

The man reported that he had contacted his ex-father in law demanding he be returned the 3 young goats and the AK-47 he originally gave in trade for what he now considers “…a filthy immoral whore, worse than a bastard christian or jew child born in the land of the Great Satan, I should have killed her, but I decided to show mercy to that female dog, she did make a great Mensaf”. In response, the man’s ex-father in law said, “Let the jackal come and get his stuff if he has the gonads, I have a little friend I want him to meet”. No explanation was given as to who he was talking about.

Men in Saudi Arabia have the authority to beat, torment, imprison and/or divorce their wives like a worthless piece of meat, without resort to the courts.

HA: I report, you decide.

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Scooter: Good report, cub reporter HA.
The only part of the story I have a problem with is the last paragraph - please remember that as a newsman you are a neutral observer. Please try to avoid judgemental statements.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

Screw all this petty BS. Now some really important news.

Auburn 20, Florida 17.

WWWAAAARRR DDDAAAMMMNN EEEAAAGGLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEE HAAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scooter: I don't know or care who this Auburn is, and care even less about her age.
The fact you have something going on with her tells me she is:
(1.) A skank of the first order
(2.) Likely blind
(3.) Incredibly desperate
(4.) Most probably a transvestite

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Gay cop sues city, NYPD, saying they allowed harassment

By HygeneAl

A gay police officer has filed a discrimination suit against the city and the New York Police Department, saying he/she was threatened with violence, called vulgar names and treated unfairly by supervisors because of his sexuality.

The lawsuit was filed by Pat Teeny, who goes by the nickname of "Teenyweeny", 30, who claimed his/her superior officers failed to take proper action when he/she told them about the malicious and discriminatory mistreatment he/she suffered.

"The hell he/she's gone through is heart wrenching," said Teenyweeny's lawyer, Craven Moorehead.

According to the suit, by January 2007, stress, harassment and a hostile work environment had caused Teenyweeny to develop stomach cramps, nausea and severe bloating.

Teenyweeny, a police officer since July 2002, says in court papers he/she had a bright idea and disclosed to another officer at the 75th Precinct in the East New York section of Brooklyn in February 2003 that he/she was a gay, and that was the beginning of his/her problems with his/her whacked out co-workers.

Teenyweeny, of Brooklyn, said in the suit that within months he/she overheard an officer in the men's room referring to him as a "perverted, twisted faggot that has his butt hole confused with the Holland Tunnel.” Teenyweeny tried to pinch and bitch slap the offending officer who said he/she would break every single teenyweeny bone in Teenyweeny’s body if he/she ever tried that again.

Court papers say Teenyweeny also repeatedly sought a transfer from the 75th Precinct but his written applications "kept getting used as toilet paper by those mean ogers." He/she was told that after he/she finally transferred out of the 75th Precinct, that someone posted obscene drawings of him/her in having sex with Barney Frank, “That’s disgusting,” said Teenyweeny, “I can do way better than that fat whore,” the suit claimed.

While working at the 79th Precinct in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn, Teenyweeny thought he would be clever and brought his domestic lover to the station house Christmas party amongst a building full of normal, masculine, heterosexual, drunk police officers. Upon introducing his lover, another officer spit out his drink and began laughing his butt off. Other officers humiliated him/her and his/her lover by dry humping each other and moaning loudly, “I thought I was reliving the party I had been to the night before, if they had not been doing it to hurt me, it might have been great fun.”

Teenyweeny says he/she complained to a supervisor about being mistreated and the supervisor said he/she was going to transfer him to the Sixty Ninth Precinct in Greenwich Village "so plaintiff could be with his fellow sodimites," the suit said.

Teenyweeny was repeatedly denied a chance to work day shifts even after he/she explained to his supervisors that he/she needed to do so because hoped to adopt and screw up a child way worse than he/she hopes to ever be, if that were possible, according to court papers.

He/she claimed he/she was rarely allowed to work in a patrol car with other officers and was almost always assigned the "rookie" job of taking prisoners downtown to central booking, or he/she was assigned to hand out and demonstrate proper condom use in the jail. Some close to the case say this is where the Holland Tunnel remark may have originated.

The lawsuit, filed Wednesday in Manhattan's state Supreme Court, asked for unspecified money damages.

HA, I report, you decide.

[Wm H]

BREAKING NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!
Maybe even from around the World.

by Wm H-ACE Senior Cub Reporter, working hard to bring you all the news that is the news that others won't touch. After I complied the headlines I sneek'd out late last night and broke in to Obama's office and grabbed his list of contributers..........look at it below, every dang one of them have ahab the arab sounding names. I think I'm on to a big story.Scooter send more expense money.

http://www.kotiposti.net/kurppa/osama.jpg

Judicial Watch Announces List of Washington’s “Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians” for 2006
Barack Obama is #6 on the Dishonorable Mention List
http://tinyurl.com/2o47tv

Obama on Rezko deal: It was a mistake - CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
http://tinyurl.com/2hwpez

An Obama Patron and Friend Until an Indictment - New York Times
http://tinyurl.com/2tstkl

The Ridiculousness & Danger That Is Obama '08
http://tinyurl.com/2mayvv

Obama exposed as a fraud
http://tinyurl.com/2kyx64

How the son of a Kenyan economist became an Illinois Everyman
http://tinyurl.com/36yq4p

WorldNetDaily: Message from an Arab-American
http://tinyurl.com/2vvfxz

Barack Obama, Man of Faith
http://tinyurl.com/2umyrf

Recent campaign contributions:

ABOURAHMA, ASHRAF
ORLAND PARK,IL 60462
PHYSICIAN
5/24/2004
$300
Obama, Barack

AHMAD, SHAHIDA
CALUMET CITY,IL 60409
NEUROLOGIST
3/9/2004
$1,000
Obama, Barack

AHMED, KHALEEL
BENSENVILLE,IL 60106
6/16/2004
$2,000
Obama, Barack

AHMED, SYED L
CHICAGO,IL 60645
S A ACCOUNTING SERVICES
6/16/2004
$1,000
Obama, Barack

AHMED, ZUBAIR
OAK BROOK,IL 60523
6/16/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

AKHRAS, FADI
LEMONT,IL 60439
PHYSICIAN
6/2/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

AL KHUDARI, MOHAMMAD A
HOMER GLEN,IL 60491
PHYSICIAN
5/25/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

ALAWAD, MOHAMMED
CHICAGO RIDGE,IL 60415
3/12/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

ALAWAD, MOHAMMED
CHICAGO RIDGE,IL 60415
PHYSICIAN
5/24/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

ALBAREEDI, SAID A
CHICAGO,IL 60614
PHYSICIAN
5/24/2004
$1,000
Obama, Barack

ALBAREEDI, SAID A
CHICAGO,IL 60614
PHYSICIAN
5/24/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

ALI, AKHTAR
LOMBARD,IL 60148
ABBOTT LABORATORIES
6/16/2004
$2,000
Obama, Barack

ALI, MALIK B
ORLAND PARK,IL 60462
MPI MEDIA
5/25/2004
$2,000
Obama, Barack

ALI, SHAUKAT
BOLINGBROOK,IL 60490
MAJOR ENTERPRISES INC
6/16/2004
$500
Obama, Barack

ALMANASEER, IMAD
GLENVIEW,IL 60025
MIDWEST DIAGNOSTICS
3/12/2004
$1,000
Obama, Barack

ALMANASEER, IMAD
GLENVIEW,IL 60025
MIDWEST DIAGNOSTIC PATHOLOGY
5/24/2004
$2,000
Obama, Barack

ALRASHID, ARKAN
BUFFALO GROVE,IL 60089
PHYSICIAN
5/24/2004
$1,500
Obama, Barack

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Scooter: This kind of thing only endures Democrat candidates to their constituents, so isn't newsworthy. Sorry.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

DEMOCRATE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES CONTINUE TO SQUIRM.

The leading Democrat presidential candidates joined forces this week to immediately call for the eventual pull out of U.S. forces from Iraq on a time line that could have all of the troops home as early as the end of the second term of the president who succeeds the next one.

“We cannot let one more brave American patriot die while refereeing a meaningless foreign civil war,” said Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY. “As I’ve said before, if George Bush won’t bring the troops home now, when I’m president, I will. Of course, by then ‘now’ will have passed and what ‘now’ will mean then is hard to tell now. It depends on what the meaning of ‘now’ is.”

Sen. Barack Obama said, “This war never should have started, that’s why I voted against it in the first place. Now that it’s under way, I have called for the president to bring the troops home. However, it would be irresponsible of me to say whether, as president, I would bring the troops home before 2012, because things look different when one is commander in chief. At this time, as a senator running for president, I think it’s irresponsible for Bush to leave the troops in Iraq, but that could change the day I take office by virtue of the office I take and through no fault of my own.”

Former Sen. John Edwards apologized again for voting in favor of the war, but added that he’ll “never, never, never apologize” for calling for a troop pullout today.

“What seems like the right thing to do now, is the right the thing to do,” said Mr. Edwards, “I know that I’m not wrong about this like I was wrong about voting for the war. So, I’m confident that this president should bring our troops home now. However, I cannot make commitments on behalf of a future commander in chief who might turn out to be me.”

In a joint news release, the three Democrat rivals said, “We know the troops can’t come home now, or anytime in the near future, but that doesn’t mean we should stop calling on the president to do that which none of us would do if we were sitting in his chair right now.”

1sttofight.

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Scooter: Not a bad story. I can only assume your local liquor stores must be out of cheap whiskey, and your crack dealer was arrested.

Scooter peace out.

[Teresa]

$5,000/baby....is that retroactive????

[syncrodox]

HA

You have hit you stide as a cub reporter! This is an awesome proposition that Billary has made. As a Canadian citizen that luvs mericans I can only say count me in.

$5000.00 per pop is a real incentive and I've got a few pops left in me. I just need a line on the the other half of this Democratic equation.

1st...WmH..HA...?

Syncro

[HygeneAl]

Clinton: $5,000 for Every U.S. Baby
Reported by HygeneAl

WASHINGTON - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that every child that manages to be born in the United States should get a $5,000 "I made it, baby bond" from the taxpaying producers to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home or starting a crack business.

Clinton, her party's front-runner in the 2008 race, made the suggestion during a forum hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus. To the surprise of some attending the forum, Clinton appeared wearing black face and an Aunt Jemima scarf and speaking in a southern drawl deeper and richer than she has ever managed before. She was received with great warmth.

"I like de idee of giving every baby who manages to survive Roe V Wade and be borned in America a $5,000 account dat will grow over time, so dat when dat young chil turns 18 if da’y have finished high school da’y will be able to access it to go to college or maybe da’y will be able to make dat down payment on da’y first home or maybe use it make some good connections down n Columbia or Venezuela", she said.

The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States and 1.3 are murdered before they can take a single breath of air. Asked whether the victim mothers of the aborted babies will receive any portion of the funds Clinton said, “We’re still lookin at dat, but it seems a reasonable idee, perhaps we can base it upon doz living under de poverty level”. Clinton hardly finished this sentence when the audience exploded with wild cheers, lots of whoops and hollers, loud tambourine playing, dancing in the aisle and the sound of forty ouncers being opened. It was an inspirational and exciting site.

A rather bold cub reported for the “Scooter’s Report” asked Clinton about the proposal, “Who will keep the money for the children until they become 18 Mrs. C”? Clinton looked rather astonished at being asked a question and said, “Why, da govment would keep it fer duh chil’un fer safe keeping ah course, who else?” The audience applauded wildly at her quick and sharp response.

The reporter stupid enough to ask the only question was physically carried into the alley and tossed into a filthy, sticky, smelly dumpster, he was then warned in no uncertain way never to come back.

Just after the forum ended, a spontaneous block party broke out which lasted well into the morning. Several drug arrests where made and several innocent bystanders had to be taken to the hospital after being hit with forty ouncers. There is no word on their condition.

HA Cub Reporter: keeping it real, man, keeping it real (and recuperating).

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Scooter: Not a bad story, C.R. HA, but I'm a little disappointed you didn't cover the "20s" angle.
$5K will buy a nice set of 20s w/spinners., something that every inner city youth has to "work" very hard for, but maybe not for long.

Scooter peace out.

PS: Why are you just sitting there reading this - get out there and find a story before I decide to replace you with a retarded monkey.

[Wm H]

I am in agreement with Syncrodox about they need to be watched but from the looks of things, I'm sure they have already lost more to goats, camels, donkeys, etc, etc, then any risk of an eye. Bet ol'Scooter tossed his camara aside after taking that photo and fulfilled his childhood dream of being sandwiched between two scumballs. (wonder which of them Scooter called DADDY?)

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Scooter: you and 1sttofight's homo-erotic fantasies are really starting to creep me out. You guys either need to try and hang out with some women, or get together yourselves. Please, just do something.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

It really is heartwarming when the retar...er..ahhh handicapped kids can make a friend. I just hope the grown-ups watch them closely or someone might lose an eye.

Syncro

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Scooter: Now is that nice?
Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

This shows why there are no Homosexuals in Iran,their all in Venesuela. They sure are ugly,but dangerous. We should send in Jack Bauer stat.

[Teresa]

""strong yet sensitive, firm yet tender, petite yet well-muscled. I got chills""

This is just gross and wayyyy too brokeback mountain for me. Let's get back to doodie on the head or anal camels or cameras or whatever the heck HA was writing about.

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Scooter: News can sometimes be ugly.

Scooter peace out.