O.J. Arrested

LAS VEGAS - Plainclothes officers arrested O.J. Simpson on charges connected with what police described as a robbery at a Las Vegas hotel. A judge ordered Simpson be held without bail, and a court date was set for Thursday.

The seven felonies Simpson was charged with all revolve around the use of firearms, something Simpson strongly denied when questioned by reporters while being arrested: "Firearms? That's (expletive) ridiculous, everyone knows I'm a knife man."

Madonna: "I'm an Ambassador for Judaism"

JERUSALEM - Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an "ambassador for Judaism," local newspapers reported Sunday.

Madonna met Peres at his official Jerusalem residence on Saturday evening and the two exchanged gifts, with Madonna giving Peres an autographed copy of her book "Sex," which depicts the singer engaging in numerous sex acts with various men, women, and objects.

In an unrelated story, tens of thousands of Jews have applied for membership in various Christian churches in the the region, resulting in a serious shortage of communion wafers.

Sally Field Censored at Emmy's

LOS ANGELES -  Accepting her Emmy on Sunday night for lead actress in a drama series, Field stumbled halfway through, lost her train of thought, broke wind, screeched at the audience to stop applauding so she could finish talking, and then was bleeped by censors as she stammered through an expletive-filled anti-war rant like a retarded crack addict.

"And, let's face it, if the mothers ruled the world, there would be no (expletive) wars in the first place," Field said. Later when asked backstage why there would be no wars if mothers ruled the world, the feisty actress replied, "Because we don't know how to operate things like machine guns and bombers, you (expletive) moron."

Comments

[HygeneAl]

Hilton owns panties?

HA

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Scooter: All the times I went out with her she did, I'm pretty sure.

Scooter peace out.

[Sky]

Late breaking,

After O.J. got mad at Madonna, Hilton decided to flash her panties at a photographer in protest, Spears lost track of her children and Lohan laid on her bed in rehab and said "wooh dude, look at the pretty colors."
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Scooter: I believe this is another rumor.
Scooter peace out.

[Sky]

I hear that Madonna, Sally and O.J. had a 3-way relationship going but O.J. got mad when Madonna became a Jew.

Scooter: I heard that too but am pretty sure it's a rumor.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Hot off the Press
(yes it is to even if if think not. In fact I think we maybe able to make a buck or two off this. you know something like selling maps to the stall, or open a refreshment stand next to the stall where we can offer cold drinks, pop-corn, hot dogs, air fresher, etc.)

Bathroom Stall at Center of Craig's Arrest Becoming a Tourist Attraction

MINNEAPOLIS, MN (AP) -- When tourists ask for the bathroom in the Minneapolis airport lately, it's usually not because they have to go.

It's because they want to see the stall made famous by U.S. Sen. Larry Craig's arrest in a sex sting.

"It's become a tourist attraction," said Karen Evans, information specialist at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. "People are taking pictures."
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=91395

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Scooter: This story is only about three days old. I'd say 'nice try' but it wasn't - sorry.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

http://www.80s.pl/stars/madonna/madonna.jpg

http://www.craigcalman.com/images/madonna.jpg

HA

Hairy eyebrows are coming back, someday.

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Scooter: Not before breakfast, HA.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

That's right, very big hat!

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/popup_image.php?pID=71

Scooter: That's nice.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Sally was hot when she was Gidget, yes, I'm that old. Not because she was a beauty, but because she was a sweetheart.

Madonna is (was) a beauty, but is pretty much turned inward.

Simpson, I don't understand why all this talk about a cartoon TV show.

HA (sharp, observant and humble)

-----CR in training, still looking for that big story, the great big one, the mother of all stories, even the father of all stories, yes, even the WHOPPER of all whoppers!!!!-----

Scooter: Madonna was a beauty? Have you ever seen those early photos of her and her bushy armpits/eyebrows? Blech.
Today she's finally plucked/shaved, but has a face like a catcher's mitt, only not as attractive.
Buy some glasses and quit drinking.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

Oh I forgot take her wings away,and excommunicate her.

Scooter: No wings. Big hat. Don't make me tell you this again.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

OJ- Execute him. Madonna- Execute her. Sally Field- Take her wings away.

Scooter: She didn't have wings, she had a big hat.
Please do your homework before commenting.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

Is that Sally Field's ass Madonna is licking?

BTW, Scooter, I scooped you by 2 days on the OJ arrest. But keep trying because that is all you are good for.

Scooter: You couldn't scoop ice cream. That's a professional newsman joke, you wouldn't get it.

Scooter peace out.

[Teresa]

There's not half a brain between the three of them. The only people I can think of with less brains are the women who date O.J.

Scooter: Dating O.J.? Talk about self esteem issues, you must really hate yourself to purposely date someone who has a good chance of decapitating you with a big knife if you piss him off.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Hey turd breath, you better back off Sally Fields! In fact you better do some editing and remove all the bad things you said about her, cause Sally is hot I tell you.

Wonder if she would like to have a bunch of children by be............I bet she would.

Scooter: I asked her and she said she doesn't believe in bestiality - sorry.

Scooter peace out.