Democrats Hold First Ever Latino Forum

CORAL GABLES, Fla. -The first presidential forum to be conducted in Spanish was held Sunday night. Questions asked dealt with a range of issues of interest to Latino voters, from health-care to immigration.

Afterward, some conservative analysts criticized the forum, calling it "overt pandering in the worst way." They cited as examples the Democrat candidates' expressed support for amnesty, free health care, and a new Dodge pickup truck for every illegal immigrant, as well as Barack Obama's proposal to construct lighted footpaths through Arizona and California's southern deserts.

Singled out for special criticism was the Latino-flavored attire of the candidates, although analysts claim some of the outfits may have done more harm than good in reaching the intended audience.

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[1sttofight]

NEVER FORGET!!!

Scooter: Are you referring to the Alamo? Pearl Harbor? 9/11? Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction?
There's so much to not forget...

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

Your memories montage brought a tear to my eye....then I read further and realized you've given HA a two day contract based on SOME FRICKEN JEWISH NAZI HOGWASH (no doubt deeply conflicted individuals) THAT HE FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!!!

I WENT HUNTING SPY SQUIRRELS IN IRAN AND AUTHORED A TRAVELOUGE DURING A FREAKING HURRICANE......WAS I OFFERED A CONTRACT.....NOOOOOO!!!!

You might be an internationally renowned reporter but you don't know jack about running a newsroom!!

Screw this....I'm applying at The New York Times. At least they appreciate a good propogan....er..ah...apologis...ahh..lia...well they respect the creative process.

Syncro

p.s. The lighted pathways sound wonderful and I might suggest the odd cactus and a few esthetically placed boulders to give things that southwest vibe.

Scooter: Syncro, I think you're being overly sensitive. I liked the spy squirrel story but it just didn't have the punch this site demands. I wouldn't let that discourage you from submitting more stories.
As of for HA's two day contract, unfortunately it fell on the last two days I was away, so I was unavailable to purchase stories from any freelance cub reporters.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

"If you haven't clicked on Wm H's link above, I suggest you do, it is outstanding, fine job Wm H!"

WTF is this? Don't be trying to suck up to me you young pup, your after my cub reporter job so flatery will get you now where.

You want a job, I'll give you job, go and hump Scooters leg next time is Parole Officers makes an in home visit.

[HygeneAl]

If you haven't clicked on Wm H's link above, I suggest you do, it is outstanding, fine job Wm H!

HA

Oh, if you happen to be Jimmy Page, (hey, it could happen), leave the sound down.

Scooter: Yeah, WmH is so talented. NOT. That's been on my front page FOR DAYS.
HA, any cub reporter would have been aware of that.
BE MORE ATTENTIVE.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

.......................................IN THE NEWS..................................

Police crack first neo Nazi cell ever discovered in Israel.

It seems almost unthinkable in the homeland created by the Jews after the terrors of fascism.

But Israel has a cell of neo-Nazis, accused of a string of attacks on foreign workers, orthodox Jews, drug addicts and gays. Preliminary investigations have found a striking resemblance to neo-Nazis groups located in America. Cheap tattoos, huge bellies, super white skin and no evidence of girlfriends. This particular sect of neo-Nazis are well known for their violence and criticism of homosexuality but are quick to explain their sharing of bedrooms, sleeping bags and underwear (sometimes two wearing the same pair at the same time), as a necessary means of saving a buck so they can afford to buy "Jewish pig dog flags" so the can revel in burning them.

The sect was discovered standing and weeping outside their burnt down duplex Sunday night. The group had managed to wrap around themselves a single large Nazis flag to cover their totally naked bodies. Concerned neighbors called police when it was noticed several of them had Heil Hitler, 666 and Vote for Hillary tattoos on their buttocks and other private areas. No explanation was offered for their nudity.

They will have a preliminary hearing tomorrow.

And that’s the way it happened, September 9th, 2007.

HA (Trial cub reporter).

Ok, what did you think? Huh, what did you think?

Scooter: Okay, you've got my attention, I'll give you a two day contract and expenses.
Now go get me the big story, or I'll demote you faster than Harry Reid's political strategist.

Scooter peace out.

PS: While under contract I expect you to call me "Chief."
PSS: What are you waiting for, get out there and GET ME THE BIG FREAKIN STORY.

[Wm H]

You want a story, I'll give you a story.

NOW THIS IS SCAREY!

http://www.onetruemedia.com/otm_site/view_shared?p=394d9dda8b4673c1f377b6&skin_id=800&large&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=embed

Scooter: It's like fine art only courser.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

"However, a GREAT cub reporter would notice the red end on the gun and realize it is just a toy, obviously used here by the candidate for effect."

DANG...and I saw that red tip too! I just thought they were like special guns, kind of like Patton's ivory handle revolvers.

You sure they're toys? They look kind of scary and real or maybe it's scary cause a black ex-muslim gangsta dude holding guns with a real serious face freaks white people out. Especially when he is standing next to a white chick.

HA

hahaha oh I'm bad, I'm bad, I think I just got myself kicked out of cub reporting before I even got in...

Scooter: Bawdy humor is part of a cub reporter's life, but only during off hours at the local watering hole. Keep it clean during work hours.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

I think that woman used to work with Peace in the Tijauna Donkey Show.

Scooter: That's the former First Lady you're talking about there, troglodyte.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

You want news? I got news! Catastrophe struck in Oakland! The Raider nation was malled by a hungry ravenous bunch Of Lions from Detroit,there were no survivors. Bones were said to be strewn all over the field. It was not a pretty sight.

Scooter: I'm sure they had it coming. Also keep in mind a lion will kill a pirate every time.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

"Man, am I on top of things!!!!" IN A BATS REAR YOU ARE.

While your wasting time trying butter Scooter up I went out and dug up this story. It seems that Pepe has been working as a carpenter using a fake ID. Even though he was busted by the pOlIcE for not keeping his plum bob hidden. Could it also be that Pepe is a known homosexual just like the judge, he was found innocent and the PoLiCe where told to leave Pepe alone.

California Carpenter Can Work In The Buff

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) -- A carpenter caught hammering nails and sawing wood in the nude has been found by a judge to be not guilty of indecent exposure.

Alameda County Superior Court Judge Julie Conger ruled Thursday that although Percy Honniball of Oakland was naked, he was not acting lewdly or seeking sexual gratification.

Honniball, 51, was arrested last year after he was spotted

building cabinets in the buff at a home where he had been hired to work.

The carpenter has said he likes to work in the nude because it's more comfortable and it helps him keep his clothes clean.

Honniball earned two years' probation in 2003 after being caught three times working naked in Berkeley, which prohibits public nudity. Oakland does not have a similar ban.
SOURCE: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=90840

Scooter: Naked carpenters aren't news, that's why you didn't read it here.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Hillary looks good from the ears down and back and I can't believe someone talked Edwards into putting a hat on.

HA

HEY...ALERT::: HA spotted WEAPONS IN OSAMA'S hands...WEAPONS I SAY! Man, am I on top of things!!!! So aware...so attentive!!! I got the makings, I got the makings...

Scooter: Very good. You may have the makings of a good cub reporter. However, a GREAT cub reporter would notice the red end on the gun and realize it is just a toy, obviously used here by the candidate for effect.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

I don't think the RINOS have anything to fear from the donks this election.