Couric Explains Personal Politics

WASHINGTON DC - Speaking at the National Press Club Tuesday evening, CBS "Evening News" anchor Katie Couric pulled back the curtain on her personal views about the war in Iraq, the Bush Administration, and mindless patriotism.

Speaking of the Iraq war, the poised newswoman said, “I’ve never understood why [invading Iraq] was so high on the administration’s agenda when global warming and efforts to deny a woman's right to kill her unborn fetus are so much more threatening to our way of life."

Thanks to her many years reading teleprompters, Couric has become one of America's most intelligent sociopolitical/foreign policy experts, as well as an outspoken critic of the war. She traces her discomfort with the administration’s march to war back to the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks.

“The whole culture of wearing those idiotic flags on our lapel and saying ‘we’ when referring to the United States made me very uncomfortable - like this awful country is better than any other. I hate that stupid flag and anybody who's proud just because he or she is an American. They're clueless morons."

Commentary: Katie Couric has certainly shown she deserves to be at the forefront of the mainline media, displaying the qualities needed to present today's stories in an unbiased, objective manner.

Comments

[1sttofight]

Scooter: You sure seem to spend a lot of your time imagining me having sex - don't you think that's more than a little creepy?
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Not really creepy just strange that a grown man has never got it on with a human female. Don't you have a sister or mother willing to help you out? That time with your dad does not count.
Being as i know a few Ho's personaly and I am filthy rich, I will put up $5 toward the "Get Scooter Laid by a Ho Fund", now if your other 3 regular posters will match my generous pledge we can get you a really high class degenerate, donkey-humping woman.
You may even know her.

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Scooter: I can see your arrest on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" did little to rehabilitate your homo-erotic fantasies involving men and animals.
It has become painfully evident to the rest of us that you are obviously a repressed gay man with strong leanings toward bestiality (sorry, bestiality means "animal sex"), but we do not condemn you for it, at least publicly.
On behalf of all my readers I urge you, come out of the closet and embrace your inner gay/animal loving self and BE FREE!

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

You know Scooter, If you had ever had sex with a real live human female you would not be so snotty.

Just saying.

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Scooter: You sure seem to spend a lot of your time imagining me having sex - don't you think that's more than a little creepy?

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

It wouldn't be so hard to find my house/trailer if the wives would quit moving it. On the other hand the wi-lan link in this alley is way better than the friggin cable I had to jimmy at my last place.

Anyways..that wasn't me (technically) who posted here last night. Like the schizophrenic alcoholic said to the bartender at last call..."I'de like another beer and so would I".

Syncro

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Scooter: Well, that explains everyth.... well, actually nothing.
Scooter peace out.

[Teresa]

Does homeland security know about HA's uncanny code breaking abilities? Try pig latin next time Syncro.

Katie Couric has certainly shown she deserves to be at the forefront of the mainline media ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha cough ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........

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Scooter: HygeneAl's code breaking ability is wholly dependent on the amount of tequila he's consumed, I have a feeling.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Ha

Allah damn!!! By some evil sorcery you have broken the impregnetable code of the true warriors.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!!!

NotSyncrodox

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Scooter: You're still up? You must have done too much exstacy last night.
If you were at the gay bars again last night, I hope you said hi to 1sttofight and WmH for me.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Code?

Is this Code?

Is Al Qaeda sending messages through this website using syncrodox's ID?

"it's better two balls (reference to mini balls, or ammunition and small arms weapons?) in the hand (Supply depot or troops?), than a bush (United State President?) amongst birds (War birds, or US Air Force? Iranian Air Force?).

Trolls don't lie! (Ugly women won't lie with us?) Well ....infidel trolls die (Ugly gentile women are to be killed when they won't lie with us?), when mom (Mother land?), tells me to explode (Digestive difficulties while living temporarily in Mexico and drinking the water there, just before they cross the border into the Great Satan?)!!!!!

Total Message: Al Qaeda members be on alert, gather yourselves together, have your weapons ready, we are going to have a great sex party across the border in Mexico, not too terribly far from several latrines, with a lot of ugly infidel women and then we are going to cross the border into the States, find the home of George Bush and have explosive diarrhea all over his driveway. It will bring glory to our Mother Land and glory to the Iranian Air Force!

Yep, Code.

Broken by no less than HygeneAl, Cub Reporter.

HA

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Scooter: OMG, don't you people ever sleep? 4:36 AM? I've got an idea, why don't you and Syncro have a slumber party with your laptops? You can stay up all night and comment to each other while normal people sleep. Maybe later you could make brownies and play a game or something.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

BREAKING

The recent dissing of the great leader of Iran will not be tolerated, plus we're not queers. The fact that we sometimes lay with goats when the scummy women are not near is only a matter of timing.

As Allah once said "it's better two balls in the hand than a bush amongst birds. The wisdom of the troll in the well is beyond reproach.

Trolls don't lie! Well ....infidel trolls die when mom tells me to explode!!!!!

Hamas..Hezbolah..Hank.

HHH.

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Scooter: Okay, HHH/Syncro, the question I have is 'what the heck (excuse the salty language) are you doing up at 2:46 AM?'
I figure the bars must close there at around 2:00 AM, you drunkenly drove around until you accidental found your house/trailer, then made yourself a Spam sandwich before finding solace at your usual internet animal/gay porn sites.
I guess the fact you found a moment to check in here I should applaud, and I would, if it weren't so sad...

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

WmH

If you are going to engage in phone sex with Katie I recommend you go down to Wal-Mart and replace that rotary with one of those spanky touch tone jobies.

You wouldn't want to get thangs snagged in the works at an inopportune time.

Just sayin.

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Scooter: Good advice.
Scooter peace out.

Syncro

[Wm H]

Katie Couric is one hot mama!! Anyone of you cub reporters have her private phone number? I know she would have never given it to Scooter, so I won't waste time asking him. I'd like to supprise her with some late night phone sex this weekend.

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Scooter: I've heard you have sex with phones. Creepy.
Scooter peace out.

[Dan Rather]

Katie Couric has a national TV audience of 5, not counting Scooter who watches for journalistic reasons, the number is four so who cares what she says. Courage.

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Scooter: Courage right back at you sir.

Scooter peace out.