Hillary Clinton: I'm "Somewhat" Lesbian!

WASHINGTON DC - During an interview with The Advocate to be published next week, Sean Kennedy, the gay magazine's news and features editor, asked the presidential candidate, "How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you're a lesbian?"

People say a lot of things about me, so I really don't pay any attention to it," Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) replied. "But to be totally honest, every time I have relations with my husband I figure I'm having sex with at least 30 to 50 women by proxy, so technically I guess I am, somewhat."

Commentary: While this is indeed shocking, I have a feeling this is just pandering to the gay/lesbian voting bloc.

Comments

[rosie]

This is a gay site! People can be gay if they want

[HygeneAl]

No, I'm thinking that is real poo dropped by a very very VERY big animal.

HA

PS, Teresa talked to me, sort of, I am encouraged!

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Scooter: I'm calling Chris Hanson at NBC's Dateline "To Catch a Predator." I think you've met him before...

Scooter peace out.

[Teresa]

I hope that was a sand castle!

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Scooter: Don't encourage him, Teresa.
Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Do not underestimate this new Hitler, he has amazing resources:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u2/rabbidturtleracing/poop-1.jpg

HA. (Cub Reporter, will go anywhere and suffer anything for a story).

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Scooter: I can see you still have too much time on your hands, HA.
Also, after investigating your last story I have determined that you did, indeed, take liberties with the truth, something Scooter's Report cannot condone. You're off the cub reporter beat until further notice.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

He's short, he's insecure, he’s a bed wetter and he's determined to prove himself, just like the old Hitler. He is a new Hitler, not a new little hitler like we would all like to think, he is a full blown Hitler, very close to unimaginable power, power that Adolph could only dream of having, but because he seems so juvenile to us, so weak, so squirrelly, so short, we don't take him seriously...we should though, he considers himself a renaissance man, a man of God who is leading the Islamic world into greater understanding and into the Light, into a new age of power and strength.

Hitler was convinced God was his source of power, that he was called to be a messiah to his people, so does Ahmadinejad, and a man like that cannot be reasoned with or appeased for long. Sooner or later he will do exactly as he promises; it is just a matter of time.

Hitlers always keep their most demonic promises. Always.

He is crazy with hate; part way down the page this link takes you to is a youtube link:

http://video1.washingtontimes.com/fishwrap/2007/09/horowitz_on_columbia_and_the_p.html

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Scooter: So you're saying you like him? Please be clear.
Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Columbia U. resists pressure to cancel Ahmadinejad talk
Reporter HygeneAl

NEW YORK - Columbia University's heads are resisting pressure to cancel a scheduled appearance by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the school tomorrow. However, the real headache for the New York City police is likely to be the Iranian leader's attempt to visit Ground Zero. Ask why he would like to visit ground zero, Ahmadinejad said, “It is a long held muslim tradition to urinate and defecate on sites of significant Ismaili victories and ground zero would be perfect for that”.

Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly had prohibited Ahmadinejad's wish to pee and poop at the scene of the September 11, 2001 terror attacks on the Twin Towers, but according to an interview he gave to "60 minutes," to be broadcast tonight, the Iranian president has not abandoned his plan to take a crap at the site. However, when asked his opinion as to Kelly's refusal to allow the visit, Ahmadinejad said it would have to be coordinated with the local authorities, and if they did not agree, he would not insist.

When asked whether he did not consider his visit to the site of the Twin Towers attack as an insult to the American people, he asked why it should be considered as such. He said since he’s been in New York, he’s seen lots of people peeing and taking craps on the street, most of them Democratic Senators. “What’s the big deal anyhow?”, Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying, “What’s a little dung, it’s all over the streets of Tehran. You just have to learn to walk around it. You Americans are way too sensitive, and, oh yes, and Vote for Edwards!”

A Columbia professor who is an Iran expert and has a dung fetish was among those behind the initiative told the media on Friday that he believed it was important to invite Ahmadinejad to speak, since he was the head of a backward state that hates everything that resembles liberty and freedom, with which the U.S. might find itself at total all out war.
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HA, I'm thinking Literary Nobel Peace Prize, baby.

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Scooter: HA, while this story has a certain amount of pizzazz, I think you may have exaggerated parts of it, and as you know that is the one thing that is totally unacceptable in this business.
I'm suspending you temporarily while we investigate the details of your story.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Scooter: "Now THAT'S reporting! Nice job, Cub Reporter HA, nice job."

Bull poop! You call that a story? Here is a story as only the me the Worlds greatest cub reporter is capable of sniff'n out.

Idaho Judge Thinks He Can Play G_D

You can bet he will sue the Judge, and the State of Idaho for millions when he decides he no longer wants to be a woman ~Wm H

The Idaho Values Alliance (IVA) is blasting a ruling that requires taxpayers to foot the bill for hormone injections for a male inmate who wants a sex-change operation.

The prisoner, who identifies himself as a woman, mutilated his own body in an effort to rid his body of testosterone. The inmate survived and doctors prescribed testosterone replacement therapy. But the inmate wanted estrogen injections, and sued the state. A judge later ordered the injections, but the Department of Correction's mental health experts objected.

For the rest of the story with photo can be found at the Worlds best blog below.

http://amazinglyenough.blogspot.com/2007/09/idaho-judge-thinks-he-can-play-gd.html#links

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Scooter: This kind of thing happens all the time. Scooter's Report is all about the big stories.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

Thars a bunch of sick puppies around here!!
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Scooter: No kidding.
Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

Good point. That Warren Jeffs fella scares the crap out of me.

Regardless, do you have a link to that proxy thang?

Syncro

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Scooter: Proxy is a legal term that you probably wouldn't understand unless you had at least an Associates Degree in Art, like me.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

This proxy thang sounds pretty kinky. At what website might I find one for me and the wives?

HA

You are one twisted man. Thusly ensuring the reporter job is yours.

syncro

p.s. I've become the first practicing Musmom. (Muslim and Mormon). The best of both worlds really....all the subservient women I can handle and none of the explosives.

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Scooter: I don't know about this Musmom thing. I think you're just trying to piss off two worthless religions. The good news is that probably only one's followers are likely to try and kill you.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Israel scrambles warplanes to intercept 'Syrian' birds
Reported by HygeneAl.

Israeli fighter pilots scrambled warplanes on Friday after radar spotted a potential airborne enemy flying from Syria only to discover the culprits were migratory birds, army radio reported.

Israeli radar picked up the birds over the Syrian border but officers were unable to rule them out as enemy aircraft from the screen, the radio said. Migratory bird’s fly at approximately 30mph, which helped lead to the confusion of thinking Syria was attacking.

It is known that Syria has been purchasing their aircraft from Iran for the last 25 years. An exclusive photo of a modern day Iranian bomber was posted on the Scooter's Report, (an ever increasing in popularity internet news site since this Cub Reporter was added to the payroll).

http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/20/iranian_bomber_wing_2.jpg

Israel and Syria are technically at war and the last round of peace negotiations collapsed in 2000, largely over the decision of Israel to refuse the Syrian Ambassadors insistence that Israel provide for them young thin boys, blind albino goats, duct tape and several gallons of vegetable oil. No explanation was ever given for the purpose of the request.

HA, Cub Reporter, yeah, I like the sound of that.

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Scooter: Now THAT'S reporting! Nice job, Cub Reporter HA, nice job.
Even though I'm not actually paying you anything yet, please give yourself a healthy raise and maybe a nice present as a token of my appreciation.
Now get out of here and go sniff out that next big story.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

First in order to be a lesbo you have to be a woman. Mr. Shillery doesn't qualify.

[Wm H]

As usual another very good question directed toward Scooter by 1sttofight. It will be interesting to watch him sweat as he tries to squarm his way out of giving an honest answer.

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Scooter: I think that's "squirm," and I'm not.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Scooter: Yes, but you aren't as big.

What about Rosie 'O, she is pretty darn big!

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Scooter: I'd say medium size, if compared to something like a nuclear submarine or convention center.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

Since you are a known Gay male, How do you feel about this news , Scooter?

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Scooter: You do realize you don't have to capitalize "gay," don't you? Funny how you always place so much energy and emphasis on that word.
Maybe not funny, maybe more like creepy.

Scooter peace out.

[Teresa]

Is being "somewhat" lesbian like being "kinda pregnant?"

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Scooter: Yes, but you aren't as big.
Scooter peace out.