Iran Draws Up Plans to Bomb Israel

TEHRAN,Iran - The deputy commander of Iran's air force said Wednesday that plans have been drawn up to bomb Israel if the Jewish state attacks Iran, according to the semi-official Fars news agency.

"We have drawn up a plan to strike back at Israel with our bomber if this regime (Israel) makes a silly mistake," deputy air force chief, said Gen. Mohammad Alavi.

Israel responded by painting a 100-foot bullseye on the roof of their largest aircraft hanger, and sending the Iranian Air Force a map of its location and an obscene cartoon of the Prophet Mohammad.

             Iranian Bomber Wing

Comments

[DonnieDarko]

Do you have a link to the obscene cartoon? I like toons.

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Scooter: The Israelis didn't share it, sorry.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Very funny, but the bomb in this mans hands,

http://www.asiantribune.com/files/images/President%20Mahmoud%20Ahmadinejad.img_assist_custom.jpg

Makes him far more dangerous than this man ever was:

http://www.leninimports.com/adolf_hitler_biography_2.jpg

And WAY more dangerous than these guys:

http://www.history.ucsb.edu/faculty/marcuse/classes/33d/33dWImages/33dImagesPageDesign/40stoogeshitlernatztyspy450pxh.jpg

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Scooter: HA, you have gone link crazy. I'm going to start charging you extra for links - sorry, but I have no choice.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

That's one fine looking piece of aviation equipment and extremely utilitarian.

With the correct operator at the controls you cam mow the grass on Tehran International's airstip during training missions.

Syncro

p.s. If these guys get ahold of some laser pointers....well lookout!
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Scooter: There's no doubt the Iranians rule the air in that part of the world.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

They will have to get the bomber back,they loaned it to Uganda for crop dusting.

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Scooter: No, I think that's it.
Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Hot off the press~Breaking Newz!
by highly paid senior cub reporter.
(worth more then I'm getting)

Rev. Jackson angrly denies he said what he said, but added. "I didn't say it, but if I did say say it, this is how I would have said it........hey bro quit hogging all the KFC."

Jackson Disputes Report on Obama Remark

Jesse Jackson was quoted as saying Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama was "acting like he's white" for not speaking out more forcefully about a racially charged schoolyard beating in Louisiana.
http://www.theconservativevoice.com/ap/article.html?mi=D8RP38BO1&apc=9008
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Scooter: You can't scoop somebody else's story.
Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Hot dang....so that's what a weapon of mass destruction looks like. You'll have to excuse my out burst, just amazed that China would share such state of the art aircraft to the mid-east, hopefully the U.S. has steped forward and previded Israel with enough rocks and slangshots to defend themselves agaist such a threat.

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Scooter: You're just too ignorant ot be afraid.

Scooter peace out.