Iran's Ahmadinejad has 'proof' US won't attack

TEHRAN - In a speech to academics, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said his confidence the United States will not attack Iran is based on proof that comes from his mathematical skills as an engineer and faith in Allah.

"I told them I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof," he said in the speech on Sunday. "For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'"

President Ahmadinejad then displayed the results of his calculations, drawing enthusiastic applause from the audience. Many who saw the calculations voiced relief that the U.S. would not attack. One scientist said, "I have seen the proof, and know that it is completely impossible for the U.S. to attack our country. We tell Bush to bite us."

Commentary: I also have a scientific background, and after carefully examining the proof I have to concur that it is scientifically impossible for the U.S. to attack Iran. We are, in fact, at their mercy.

Comments

[jainphx]

It's ALIVE, I've created a monster.

Scooter: Oh, whatever.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Several hits on Google to “tits are breasteses”:

http://oddculture.com/2007/07/14/must-to-touch-teh-breasteses/

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasteses

Scroll down, now that’s sad and should be made illegal:
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread/t-177095.html

Scooter: That last one gives breasteses a bad name.
HA, you may have too much free time on your hands...

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Ahmadinejad has promised the World, war. He has repeated it over and over again. He has said it so often, we treat it like a gentle wind that blows past our ears and is of no threat, as if his words have no value.

Hitler promised the world war. He preached it for 10 years before he came to power. He said it so often, everyone stopped paying attention. 60 million died, a staggering number, and just as many families were shattered.

Hitler meant every word he spoke.

So does Ahmadinejad.

If the world’s leaders, those we have chosen to make decisions that are in our long term, best interest, France, Germany, Great Britain, America, if they wait too long, the world is going to be set on fire.

Again.

Scooter: Glad to see you're out of that serious mood now, HA.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

"We tell Bush to bite us."

You may get your wish you turd breath. I just called Bush and he agreed to sic Sen. Craig on every mensroom in Iran.

[jainphx]

Well lets figure this out! 2+2=7 Times 6= 1123 (we're using the Iranian Algebra here) and Div the hypotenuse of Pie=,wait forgot to carry the 6,so that makes it HMMMM----The way I figure were 2 days from Armageddon. The world is done for,no use to hide its all over! Isn't math the tits.

Scooter: No, math is arithmetic, tits are breasteses - they're not even close to being the same things.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

In some parts of the world the inmates DO run the asylem.

Iran is one of those places.