Jesse Jackson Says Obama Acting Too White

SOUTH CAROLINA - On a statewide tour to register new voters, Rev. Jesse Jackson sharply criticized presidential hopeful and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama for “acting like he’s white.”

Later, at a Detroit inner-city campaign stop, Obama wowed the mostly black crowd when he performed a three minute freestyle rap dressed in a shimmering green pimp suit and copious amounts of dazzling bling. When asked if Jackson's remarks had prompted the candidate's new look, Obama simply and eloquently responded, "Word, Honky."

Spector Jury Deadlocked

LOS ANGELES - On their seventh day of deliberations, jurors in the Phil Spector murder trial indicated they had reached an impasse after nearly 32 hours of discussions in a trial that produced 77 witnesses, all testifying the little weirdo had pointed guns at them.

In order to avoid a mistrial, the jury has been asked to consider whether Spector might be guilty of the lesser misdemeaner charge of "accidental bullet misplacement."

             Obama                                     Spector

Comments

[Teresa]

Jesse loves to play that race card, never leaves home without it! He and old Al are just like male dogs peeing on trees. They're scared Obama gonna take away their position in the black community, even though they're both pretty irrelevant these days. Isn't Obama half white anyway?

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Scooter: Yes, Obama is half white, that's the problem.
Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

There is something to the old adage "killing them with kindness", hell our liberals have been doing it for years with the Indians.

Why this has never transfered to foreign policy is beyond me.

Syncro

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Scooter: Killing people with anything is bad, especially when it's love.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

O.K. O Bamer is black enough now (I hope you're happy Jesse.) That Spectre thingy is some scary and I can see members of the jury not wanting to piss off the dark side.

Meanwhile the real breaking news. It seems that State, NYPD and Mayor Bloomberg have (barely) conspired to diss an esteemed head of state visiting the U.N.

http://www.wcbs880.com/NYPD-Rejects-Iran-President-s-Viewing-Request/968136

Now if President AjamaAbomb wants to visit ground zero for nostalgic reasons it really is petty to deny his request.

I understand that this is a construction site, but I'm sure President AjambedbyanIbeam would be impressed by the big iron.

9299 American:

http://www.cecoltd.com/item/American_%209299_165ton_1977

Well...impressed or compressed. Regardless, he should be given his right to free decapitation.

Syncro
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Scooter: When will our politicians learn to love and not hate?

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

Some California beautiful people:

http://static.flickr.com/115/284724506_0b9ea10cdb.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/shelley9881/8_ugly_people.jpg

http://pimpimg.myyearbook.com/usercontent/fast/pimp_images/Images/Funny/1_ugly_people.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/360126073_f5ce143342_m.jpg

http://www.midwestrocklobster.com/ugly/ugly3_lg.gif

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Scooter: HA, you obviously have too much time on your hands.
BTW, your earlier link is working and I find it fascinating that you chose the exact photo I borrowed the eyes from (originally the whole bottom face, but Spectors weak chin and pursed lips ended up looking far more hideous.)
Nice job certain-to-be cub reporter HA.

Scooter peace out

[Wm H]

Some things really pizz me off!

Michael Jordan ( one of those blacks Jesse Jackson claims is exploited by whitey) having "retired from basketball," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Accra NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be make $33,390 while playing that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it? However...If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. A nerd wins.

P.S.
Scooter, the URL HA posted works, get a rid of the 50 year old boat anchor and buy a real computer.
http://users.breathe.com/redplanet/ambass.jpg

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Scooter: If you had the ability to make your employers billions of dollars, they would pay you tens of millions, too. Whether you were black or not wouldn't have much to do with it.
As it is, you'll have to be satisfied at McDonald's.
BTW, the link is working now but definitely wasn't earlier.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

I'm seriously doubtful that any "celebrity can be convicted of any thing in the peoples republic of Mexifornia.

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Scooter: Hey, you're just jealous you don't live out here with the Beautiful People (and we are, too)

Scooter peace out.

PS: Have you got your tire chains and ice scrapers yet?

[Wm H]

Excellanet follow-up on the Specter story HA. I will pressure Scooter into signing your pay check that's been laying in his in box for months now. I swear thet boy would never get anything down if I was not here to guide him, he is so......how you say it..tighter then Janet Reno and colder then Billary.

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Scooter: Jeez, why don't you just fashion a little statue of HygeneAl and worship it?

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

I knew I’d seen Spector somewhere else, he did some movie work:
http://users.breathe.com/redplanet/ambass.jpg

HA. (Cub reporter in training, ever observant, ever sharp, ever patient awaiting my first check).

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Scooter: HA, for a fledgling cub reporter, you're sure wasting a lot of my valuable time with non-working links.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Lies, lies...all lies!!!

The holy reverend and saintly Jesse Jackson would never use such racially charged words as you accuse him, especially to another brother but having a different mudda.

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Scooter: If it's in Scooter's Report, it's true.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

You left out the gold tooth.