Democrat Leaders Unhappy With Proposed Troop Reduction

WASHINGTON - Senate Democratic leaders Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nv) and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) on Wednesday rejected the call by the top U.S. general in Iraq to send 30,000 U.S. troops home by next summer, saying it does not go far enough.

"This is unacceptable to me, it's unacceptable to Democrats, it's unacceptable to the Al Qaeda freedom fighters," said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev). "Our army was defeated months ago, why leave any of them in Iraq when they could be rebuilding New Orleans?"

Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) called the drawdown "a ridiculous ploy to move army people around at great expense." The feisty politician added, "That money could be better used to slow global warming or feed North Koreans."

Commentary: This is obviously an administration move to give the Democrats what they've been asking for, but on the wrong schedule, just to piss them off.

Comments

[Wm H]

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OJ HAS RETURNED TO HIS CRIMINAL ACTIVITISE: Simpson named suspect in casino break-in

LAS VEGAS - Investigators questioned O.J. Simpson, (aka Killer) and named him a suspect Friday in a break-in at a casino hotel room involving sports memorabilia.

The break-in was reported at the Palace Station casino late Thursday night, police spokesman Jose Montoya said. He said investigators determined the break-in involved sports collectibles.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070914/ap_on_re_us/simpson_questioned

Scooter: Not bad, but it's only a story if OJ tries to saw off somebody's head during the heist. Sorry.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

What's the big deal about a gay weasel, ain't they just another ol'happy weasel? I remember that weasel smile Nixon used to have smeared on his crooked face before some reporter snap'd that photo of him....you remember the one, he was sitting on the tolet with his trousers around his ankles smoking a big ol'fat doobie and had that chit eating grin on his face. Ol'tricky dicky was one gay weasel back in those days, but then along came something called watergate and he was not to gay after that even though like Scooter he still continued flashing the peace sign.

Scooter: Your continuing fantasies of famous people being gay is disturbing.

Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

Damn!!

*sigh*

I guess I need to find a gay weasel.

Syncro

Scooter: A gay weasel story is what the people want and just might be your ticket to cub reporter fame. Good luck.

Scooter peace out.

[jainphx]

Nice article! Except you had some facts wrong. Harry Reid (Dem-Uranus) Nancy Pelosi (Dem-Uppa Uranus). There I fixed it for you.

Scooter: Okay, this isn't kindergarden
Scooter peace out.

[syncrodox]

Scooter

I wholeheartedly agree with Nancy Pelosi. The effects of American military spending are global in context.

As a matter of fact, just last night I was enlightened by a Liberal member of parliament who explained the link between the collapse of the bridge in Minneapolis, the collapse of a overpass in Quebec and the war in Iraq.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRXXdFBHzOM

and here

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/09/30/overpass-collapse.html

I was stunned.

I also didn't appreciate that guy sitting right behind me shouting out ridiculous rhetorical questions, but such is the life of a weasel reporter. (let me clarify that...I report on weasels).

Anyways, the youtube thingy gets good in the last minute.

Solidarity!!!

Syncro

p.s. Is this good cub reporter stuff? I know it was about weasels but fur is as fur does.

Scooter: Somewhat interesting, if one is into weasels.
No good cub reporter material, however.

Scooter peace out.

[Wm H]

Again I find myself in full agreement with you Scooter. I just booked a flight to China where I plan to spend several of mu hard earn dollars on food stuff which I will then have dropped shipped to North Korea for the poor and hudled hungray masses.

P.S.
Anyone wanting to send me some money so we can pois.....I mean feed more of the needy..I be sure to have your name and address writen on the bags so they can send you a thank you note.

Scooter: China is a good place for stories. I'll send you $1000 expense money, it'll be at Mao's tomb, inside Mao's front pants pocket.

Scooter peace out.