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Entertain Yourselves

A reader requested a blank thread so you could talk amongst yourselves while I screw off get drunk ponder my blogging future, so here you go. Enjoy!

Scooter peace out.

PS: For those of you who are socially retarded, you can just insult each other.

Most Israelis Support Using Nukes

Approximately 72 percent of Israelis support the use of nuclear weapons in certain circumstances, according to a Canadian survey released recently.

Israel also had the highest percentage in favor of the country using its "power and influence in a way that serves its own interests."

Most Iranians Support Building Public Bomb Shelters

TEHRAN, Iran - Approximately 96 percent of Iranians support the building of public bomb shelters as soon as possible, according to a survey released today.

In a possibly-related story, reports coming out of Tehran indicate mobs rioting at hardware stores over limited supplies of shovels.