Most Israelis Support Using Nukes

Approximately 72 percent of Israelis support the use of nuclear weapons in certain circumstances, according to a Canadian survey released recently.

Israel also had the highest percentage in favor of the country using its "power and influence in a way that serves its own interests."

Most Iranians Support Building Public Bomb Shelters

TEHRAN, Iran - Approximately 96 percent of Iranians support the building of public bomb shelters as soon as possible, according to a survey released today.

In a possibly-related story, reports coming out of Tehran indicate mobs rioting at hardware stores over limited supplies of shovels.

Comments

[Wm H]

Darn 1sttofight, you bitch slapped poor Scooter pretty hard with this, I'm sure he'll carry scares.

Maybe we could pass the hat and give him this for Xmas, wonder which he would prefer, a blonde or a brown haired man......Bahahahahaha.....love it.

P.S.
Guess we should ask him before we spend a ton of money, he may already have several of each hidden in his closet or garage.

[1sttofight]

Forget Scooter's "wife", this is his true love.(Inflation required)

http://www.lovedollworld.com/detail/1/10519/1/MaleDolls/MalesLoveDolls/BAREBACK-MOUNT-HIM-INFLATABLE-DOLL.html

[Wm H]

Welcome aboard Syncr,

Give it up Scooter, your out numbered and don't have a snowballs chance. Unless you return to blogging we are going to tell your wife about your sorid online affair Blanch.

[syncrodox]

Me Three.

Syncro

[Wm H]

Thanks HA,

We got him surrounded now. Let's see him just try and lock the comments here!

[HygeneAl]

And me...

[Wm H]

And you...

[Wm H]

Hahahaha thought you locked me out did ya, well you didn't.

P.S.
This comment goes to the BS story above.

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Scooter: I merely locked the last thread. BTW, nobody reads comments from old posts. Except maybe you.

Scooter peace out.

[HygeneAl]

"Finally the movie started, and everything was fine for about ten minutes until mention was made onscreen of "greenhouse gases." At this point drunken comedian and all-around pinhead Scooter ripped an angry loud fart that reverberated in the hushed theater like a sonic boom, provoking hysterical laughter from the crowd, and a heavy-handed ejection for the both of us."

A man doesn't need a lot of different talents, just a few good ones.

HA

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Scooter: She purposely made me look bad in that dumb story. I didn't do hardly any of those things, as far as I can remember.

Scooter peace out.

[1sttofight]

Scooter, you seem to know an awful lot about 7/11 alcohol inventory. Do you work there or just hang out by the front door begging everyone to buy you a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20?

[Wm H]

BREAKING NEWS TO HOT 4 MSM!!!
by Wm H
Oct. 1, 2007

Scooter Van Ali Tolet Bolw Cake Nutter has been fired.

I've just ripped the tape from from the teletype machine and rushed it to press.

My spy's in the field have just reported that due to poor quality and if not right out fabrication (made up) of Scooter's last report, his editor was forced to fire him.

In an unrelated News Break...

--At a Berkelery press confrance, MRs. Moma Scooter stated she was tired of supporting his lazy butt and has thrown him out of the garage bedroom where he has been living rent free (and eating all her groceries up) since taking advantage of her motherly instint by claiming he was dieing from HIV.

My sources report that Scooter realy is die'n from HIV (which he caught from Pepe), but only because he passed it on to Peace Moonbeam, Boy'howdy let me tell you'll she is mad'r then an ol'wet hen. She done borrowed a big pistol (.500 cal with scope) from 1sttofight and is out looking for Scooters sorry butt.

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Scooter: It looks like your local 7-11 got in another large shipment of cheap wine. I figure you're about 2 hours away from ripping off your shirt, beating your girlfriend and/or wife, and being arrested.
Good luck with that.

Scooter peace out.

[Jack Handy]

DEEP THOUGHTS:

When I think about American culture vs. Middle Eastern culture, so often it seems so different, but then I see a picture of some normal Iranian street people, like in this picture, the men have their mouths closed and are silent and the women have their mouths open and aren't, I think, hey kids, we aren't so different after all.

Jack Handy

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Scooter: We're all the same.
Well, some of us have more thick swathes of black body hair than others, and maybe some of us enjoy making ourselves into bombs and blowing up stuff, but other than that we're all pretty much alike.
Scooter peace out.