TGIF, reader(s)! Scanning today's headlines, this caught my eye:
Alameda, California (SR) - The Alameda Unified School District has approved a mandatory homosexual curriculum for grade school children. The program, titled "LGBT (Lustful Gay Butt Thumpers, I think) Lesson #9," acclimates kindergarten through fifth grade children to the homosexual lifestyle.
Because the school board has made the curriculum mandatory, parents do not have the option to opt-out their children from the instruction.
One example of the curriculum is the second grade course that features two homosexual penguins, "Rob and Solo." Described as being "a little different," the two penguins enjoy a normal, loving homosexual relationship until Solo contracts a serious case of anal warts at a local bath house, and Rob kills him in an ecstasy-fueled rage.
In order to prepare the children for "everyday life," the courses will introduce them to terms such as "ally," "gay," "lesbian," "LGBT," "dyke," "rump-riding," "carpet-munching," "tossing salad," and the currently in-vogue "tea-bagging."
My comment: That should get the little buggers off to a great start!
Let's have a margarita!
Illustration from grade school curriculum "Rob and Solo"
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