Hello readers. I'm in Vegas for a couple days covering a big story, so here's an abbreviated report on the fly:
- Wildfire Advancing On Los Angeles!
This is serious! Do you have any idea what's at stake if this fire continues out of control? Do you have even the slightest idea of the potential loss to our country, to our culture, to our way of life if firefighters don't get a handle on this thing? I don't know about you, but I don't even want to live in a world without Disneyland, so somebody better do something pretty damned quick!
- Schools Ban Touching In Swine Flu Fight
Holy Cow, I've had Swine Flu all these years? It all makes sense now, but why didn't my girlfriends just tell me? The good news is now that I know why I haven't been receiving "good touch," all I have to do is somehow get well :)
OK, who do you have to lick to get a margarita around here?
"Oh, for the love of God, NOOOOOOooooo!!!!!!"
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