WASHINGTON (SR) - Military investigators working closely with the Obama administration have unofficially determined that the deadly shootings at Ft. Hood last week were not a terrorist attack, but rather simply a case of an individual killing people he considered to be infidel enemies in the name of his religion.
An Obama spokesperson cautioned against referring to Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the gunman, as a Muslim: "Just because this individual was a radical jihadist Muslim doesn't automatically make him a terrorist, any more than the fact he was pro-Al-Qaeda or advocated the killing of U.S. troops."
The spokesperson also stressed that Maj. Hasan's religious training and indoctrination by Anwar al Awlaki, an Al-Qaeda recruiter and radical Muslim imam, had no bearing on Hasan's actions. "Just because your religious leader tells you to kill people, doesn't mean you do it."
My comments: I don't know about you, but I feel better now knowing that radical Muslims operating within our military aren't going to be ostracized for their beliefs/actions.
Let's have a margarita and try not to think about this too much.
PS: Gee, I hope I don't get fatwa'd for substituting pubic hair for Anwar's beard and hooters for his eyes (trust me, it's a big improvement). For some reason it just seemed like the right thing to do....
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