WASHINGTON (SR) - The Obama administration is claiming that most of the embarrassing names on a White House guest list are actually "false positives" - other people who just happen to have the same names.
Released under the threat of an impending lawsuit, visitor names include Reverend Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers, Malik Zulu Shabazz, as well as the usual Marxists, homosexuals, Hollywood actors and directors, atheists, communists, racists, socialists, union leaders, anti war activists, abortion leaders, and radical Muslims.
White House press secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters that the Reverend Jeremiah Wright listed was not the infamous head of the racist church Obama attended for 20 years, but actually a plumber that regularly visits the White House to unclog the First Lady's toilet after "pizza nights."
Gibbs also claimed the William Ayers shown on the list was not the convicted terrorist, but one the President's aunts, and that Malik Zulu Shabazz is the children's elderly Jewish nanny, not the New Black Panther chairman that shares a similar name.
My comments: This sounds OK to me, as I personally know at least ten or eleven Malik Zulu Shabazzes myself.
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