NORWICH, UK (SR) - The researcher at the center of the ‘Climategate’ affair, whose raw data is crucial to the theory of climate change, has admitted that he no longer has much of the information needed to support the theory of man-made global warming.
The reason Professor Phil Jones has refused Freedom of Information requests for his research data is that Al Gore apparently ate the relevant papers during a visit last year.
"Professor Jones told me he saw Mr. Gore eating reams of documents," one of Jone's co-workers told our reporter. "The next day I personally saw evidence in Mr. Gore's hotel loo that gave credence to the story - easily the biggest paper turd I've ever seen in my life."
The missing data was crucial to the famous ‘hockey stick graph’ used by climate change advocates such as Mr. Gore to support their theory of global warming.
My comments: This doesn't surprise me, as I remember then-Vice President Gore eating the original Kenneth Starr Clinton/Lewinsky report back in the day - all 480 pages of it.
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