Michelle Obama Attempts To Defend Husband

WASHINGTON (SR) - Michelle Obama appeared on "Good Morning America" to defend her husband against recent criticism from Sarah Palin.

"I think my husband has done a phenomenal job staying on course, looking his critics in the eye, coming up with clear solutions and and HAHAHAHAHAHAHeeeeeeehee!! Oh God I'm sorry, I just can't do that with a straight face," the First Lady told stunned interviewer Robin Roberts.

"Look, he's an ex-crackhead who's never had a real job, and his political experience consists of community organizing, whatever the hell that is, and a fruitless term in the Senate where his most memorable stands on key issues amounted to him voting 'present,'" said Mrs. Obama. "All things considered, the fact there's still an America after a year of him running the show is absolutely phenomenal. He's a retard."

Later the White House issued a statement saying Mrs. Obama had misspoke during the interview due to an "unexpected adverse reaction to a very strong prescription full-body depilatory."

My comments: Wow, I don't know what a "depilatory" is, but it must be really strong! Let's have a margarita while we Google it.