WASHINGTON (SR) - The White House expressed its outrage Thursday over a column posted on a CBS News site that predicted Solicitor General Elena Kagan, the leading candidate for the Supreme Court, may become the first "openly gay justice."
An administration official, who asked not to be identified, said Kagan is not a lesbian, but rather a "horny guy trapped in a dyke's body."
Office of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano publicly addressed the issue early Friday on behalf of the Obama administration, saying in a statement defending Kagan: "Labeling a woman as gay just because she prefers to look or act like a male, and chooses to live and be intimate with another woman, is simply jumping to an unfounded conclusion."
My comments: Look, being a lesbian trapped in a man's body, I think I know how Kagan feels. I've personally found that hot chicks and cold margaritas help me cope with this debilitating problem, maybe it would work for her, too.
