WASHINGTON (SR) - Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano has ordered an investigation into the shocking possibility that a foreign power has cloned some high profile U.S. politicians, and even the First Lady.
The investigation was spurred by the new May/June edition of Capitol File magazine that features Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi on the cover, minus the real Pelosi's botoxed catcher's mitt complexion and sunken dead eyes.
"That's obviously not Madame Speaker," said a Homeland Security spokesperson, "The woman pictured doesn't look at all like a cadaver, appears somewhat intelligent, and probably doesn't smell like rotting cabbage."
The spokesperson said experts noted a pattern following another magazine's cover purporting to show First Lady Michelle Obama, but in reality picturing a mildly attractive human female.
My comments: Holy doppelganger, you'd think anyone going to this much trouble would try to make the impostor appear at least somewhat similar to the real person! Only the North Koreans could screw this up so badly, let's enjoy a delicious margarita while we laugh at their incompetence.
Magazine cover impostors, real Pelosi, Obama
Click Pic, dummy
