WASHINGTON (SR) - First Lady Michelle Obama's $4.5 billion campaign for healthier school lunches has stalled in Congress after more than 100 Democrats protested the use of food stamp dollars to pay for it.
"It's just plain wrong," said Rep. Jim McGovern, D-Mass.. "Taking Democrat voters' food money to buy tofu burgers for a bunch of fat kids? Give me a freaking break."
Sources say the nutrition bill has been one of the First Lady's top priorities, second only to vacationing, shopping, and staging elaborate celebrity-studded parties for campaign supporters.
"This was a big thing with her," said one staff member. "This was Michelle's big chance to share the stage with Barack by spending billions of dollars of borrowed money on her own retarded social program. She's very disappointed, and putting away the Ben & Jerry's like there's no tomorrow."
My comments: Holy chicken taco! The Dems have gone from fighting amongst themselves to a full-scale disrespecting of even the First Lady!