WASHINGTON (SR) -First Lady Michelle Obama is asking her husband's supporters to send cash to fuel the campaigns of Democrats guaranteed to lose the upcoming election.
In an e-mail sent Monday, Mrs. Obama asked for donations as small as $3, saying each dollar would be matched by another supporter, assuming they can find some with money left over from their last welfare check.
"The plan for this election is based on the lessons we learned two years ago," Mr. Obama said. "Blame Bush, pretend to be Christians, deny our friends and associates, and raise a buttload of moolah. You can help with the last one."
My comments: The mere thought that there are adults who will actually send these commie retards more money compels me to mix a huge quantity margaritas...
Note: We apologize for the above photo, but it was the only one we could find on Google Images that showed the First Lady holding money. We don't know why she has a bone in her nose, but we consider it to be in extremely poor taste.