SCOOTER'S REPORT - News like you like it - hard and fast:
Dozens Fall Ill At Obama Rally
It seems three dozen people got pretty sick yesterday while listening to Barry speak at an event in Bowie, Maryland.
Normally this is where I make some kind of retarded snarky comment, but I'm going to pass on this one - it's way too easy.
Government Spending Rises 9%
Lately, every time I hear Barry lecturing us on the dire need to reduce the trillion plus dollar deficit while he continues to spend money like a retard on crystal meth, I just want to puke my guts out - exactly like those people in the above story.
Reid Admits Obamacare Could Hurt His State
Holy cow, what's next - Reid admitting the Iraq war isn't lost? Truth coming from Harry Reid's lips is like fancy cupcakes coming from a monkey's butt - freakishly unnatural.
September Job Losses: 95,000+
In a performance fitting an ex-crackhead community organizer-turned captain of the largest economy in the world, that economy continued it's leisurely cruise to Fail Island, en route to its final destination at the ocean's bottom.
Barry's brain-trust claim we need to spend a lot more money we don't have on more crap we don't need, in order to right this floundering party barge - the intellectual equivalent of saying the Titanic wouldn't have sunk if it had just been going faster when it hit the iceberg.
Let's pray that the captain (and his retarded crew) go down with this ship.