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NPR Blesses Juan Williams With Fame, Fortune
This is the kind of story that makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.
NPR: "How dare Juan Williams keep appearing on Fox News - doesn't he know he's a liberal, and an Afro-American one at that? I know, let's fire him, that'll teach him!" (evil laughter)
The next day it's 'All Juan Williams, All The Time' on seemingly every station in the country. Newspaper headlines blare "Fox News Gives Juan Williams $2 Million Salary, Expanded Duties." and TMZ reports Rhianna wants to have his baby. He's hurtin' now, alright!
So Juan's now a rock star and NPR cements their status as a leftist liberal mouthpiece run by idiots. Justice.
Reid: "But For Me We'd Be In A Worldwide Depression"
I normally wouldn't begrudge Reid blowing his own horn, but in this case it's a 50-ton tuba, and it doesn't even belong to him. Either Harry's been huffing spray paint again or he's channeling Nancy Pelosi - either way, it's not healthy.
Hey Harry, if I were you instead of bragging about saving the world, I'd be practicing this: "Welcome to Wal-Mart" (smile).
Illegal Aliens Canvass For Votes
In Seattle illegals are going door to door asking people to vote for Democrats. One would naturally assume this would be most counterproductive, as this is the equivalent of your mugger calling upon you to request you keep his crime boss in power - but this is Seattle we're talking about.
Do we really need further proof that sunlight deprivation coupled with excessive caffeine consumption leads to severe social retardation? I think not.