SCOOTER'S REPORT - Like a midget on steroids - news that's short, hard, and a little pissed off:
Election Weekend "Terror" Attack
Maybe it's just me, but a couple little boxes of crap obviously thrown together by uneducated retards and mailed (no less) to some Jews in Chicago hardly reaches the level of "terrorist attack."
Instead of Barry using this incident to trumpet his administration's brilliance in saving our nation from almost certain annihilation, the intelligent response would have been to return the packages, containing real bombs, to the senders for improper packaging or whatever - you just know these morons would have opened them...
Obama Ordered Agencies To "Take Steps"
According to the official statement issued by White House Press Secretary and 2004 Special Olympics Bronze Medal winner Robert Gibbs, as soon as he learned of the "attack," our brave and quick-thinking Commander in Chief "directed U.S. intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and the Department of Homeland Security, to take steps to ensure the safety and security of the American people."
Thank God Almighty Barry was at the helm! Without this order our security forces would have been left standing around wondering what to do. Nice job, Rambo!
Sen. Kerry Blasts "Period of Know-Nothingness"
Is this the same goofy-looking retard who shot himself in the ass in Vietnam? And he's now calling the rest of us ignorant? Seriously?
Hey Lurch, we proved we're smart enough to not elect you president - I'd say we're freaking geniuses!