WASHINGTON (SR) - In a daring move being lauded by fashionistas worldwide, First Lady Michelle Obama wore an old, used "thrift store" dress to the Washington Christmas party last night.
The black dress, valued at over $2,500, beautifully accentuated Michelle's nearly eight-foot frame, but unfortunately the smell of decay coupled with the First Lady's intimidating stature terrified some children at the event. Five of the young children suffered shock and trauma after being approached by Mrs. Obama, and had to be transported to an area hospital where they were treated and later released.
"In that creepy black outfit she (Obama) looked like the "Angel of Death' or something, and I guess that scared some of the little ones," said one witness at the event. "I have to admit, even I nearly crapped my pants when she walked in."
My comments: Good grief, Halloween was months ago! Next time spend some real money and buy something Christmas-y, pinhead!