Our Man Murtha

June 29, 2006

Washington DC

Well, finally we Democrats have found a strong voice to help lead us to victory surrender retreat an honorable exit from the hopeless quagmire that is Iraq. That voice is of course John Murtha, esteemed Democrat Representative from the great State of Pennsylvania. His recent remarks that we are losing this war and America is a bigger threat to the world than North Korea or Iran pretty much sums it up for most liberals and made the conservatives go absolutely-frothing-at-the-mouth bonkers. Good.

What makes Congressman Murtha so effective against the Right is his military service, which puts him pretty much above criticism from anyone, especially war-loving conservatives. This "Teflon" factor is the same sort of protective barrier that has served Our Perpetual Mother Of Everlasting Peace Sheehan (OPMOEPS), as well as the 9-11 widows that Ann Coulter is trying to kill. It just drives the neo-cons crazy to have to preface every remark about Murtha with some comment about his "brave service to our country," which makes him sound like a national hero, even when they're trying to cut him down. Hehehe. The fact Murtha was once a soldier also means he understands more about war than just about anybody, so no matter how stupid insane bizarre strong his statements, there's not a non-military Republican that can diss him. It's like he's wearing iron underwear! Cool.

I recently had the pleasure of seeing Representative Murtha at a Washington DC restaurant, and let me tell you, he looks plenty distinguished - not at all like the Michael Moores, Al Frankens, or other pathetic losers individuals that have failed us miserably been maybe a little less-than-effective for our cause. Outside of the fact he was having a heated argument with his ham sandwich and drooling like a golden retriever, he struck me as just the kind of man who, if properly medicated, could lead us out of this stupid war.

I say, "Give 'em hell, you Murtha!"

Comments

[jarhead john]

Murtha lost his military status long ago. He's a freakin' traitor. You and scooter could probably get a contact buzz from his colostomy bag vapors.

Great post; as usual.

[Ron]

You are hysterical. But shouldn't it be "Commonwealth" of Pennsylvania?

[beth]

Peace, honey, don't cha think it might be getting to be time for a little work??? Your face, your face!!!!

Please, anybody but Murtha's face - it just doesn't suit you.

There should be some excellent plastic surgeons out your way. ... :)

[Martin]

I think it's time to drop the "though we respect him for serving our country" mantra at the end of any conservative's attempt to point out what a complete idiot Murtha is now. The mantra was getting old when we had to use it for John Kerry at first and it's beyond old now. It sort of reminds me of what Mohammedans say whenever they speak the name of Mohammed: "peace be upon him" (because no one else is getting any). Meanwhile the liberals are all praying (for once) "Heaven have Murtha on us!" It's time we however let history be our guide and replace the war-hero mantra with the Benedict Arnold mantra - it's by far more accurate, and accuracy and truth is what conservatism is all about. :)

Peace: I couldn't agree with you more Martin. Since when did political correctness win out over truth? Well said.

[TrustOnlyMulder]

LMAO. PM you have been killing me with your posts for several months now. To tag on the "give em hell you Murtha!" comment, what do you call his wife?

[Cindy S.]

He's still a babykiller, Peace. I don't like all that war jewelry he wears, and I'm pretty sure all that ham is going to make the Palestinians hate us.

I say we stick to real heroes like me.

[urmoonbats]

"What makes Congressman Murtha so effective against the Right is his military service, which puts him pretty much above criticism from anyone"

roflmao. Riiiight.

[beth]

ROFLMAO

[Oberon]

......wow.....really grate stuff!

[Seaspook]

"if properly medicated" just about sums it up Peace.

[KM]

If you like that picture of Murtha he has more at his website, but you need a credit card.

[tommy]

That ham sandwich gang sure get around don't they?

http://almostaverage.com/index.php/2005/10/11/a-sandwich-interrogation/