Bad News

June 16, 2006

Berkeley, California

This whole week was a series of low blows to those of us who value peace, freedom, and justice. Every time I turned on the TV there was another depressing news story of Republicans running amok and it just made me want to puke! It was almost more than I could take.

First of all, over in Iraq this Abu Musab al-Zarqawi guy gets brutally murdered by two 500-pound bombs dropped by a U.S. jet and the conservatives act like they just won the lottery. Where's the respect for human life? Where's the compassion? Where's the love of one's fellow man? Oh sure, al-Zaqawi maybe cut off a few heads and some other stuff, so that gives us a right to drop huge bombs on his head? It shows how desperate the Right is to kill anyone who doesn't believe exactly as they do. Barbarians.

Next, we're hit with even worse news that Karl Rove gets off scot-free in the Valerie Plame case. Here's a guy who may very well be the Devil himself, and he gets a free pass for horrendous crimes while some dumb Jordanian camel jockey gets bombs the size of Volkswagons dropped on his head! What's wrong with this picture? No doubt Halliburton working in conjunction with the GOP Forces Of Evil influenced this case, all but destroying our legal system's credibility and assuring the rest of us dark days to come.

The final blow was G.W. Chimpy McHitler's surprise flight to Baghdad, where he scared the crap out of his new puppet leader, Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.  Does anybody NOT know that this Maliki guy is obviously some old Hawaiian drinking buddy W installed? This administration thinks we're all so stupid that we would believe somebody named "Maliki" is Arab just because they stick "al-" before his name? Hey, we didn't go to college for nothing.

Anyway, President Dufus flies into Iraq like he owns the place without even telling Maliki he's coming, just so he could act like a big shot because he blew up al-Zaqawi and knows he can't cut his head off now. No doubt W was just making sure they weren't stealing the ashtrays, and wanted to fill up Air Force One with some cheap gas. The bad news is that he escaped with his life and came back to the U.S. Where's the towel-heads with those shoulder-fired missiles at the end of the runway when you need them?

The final straw this week was the release of Ann Coulter's new book and her inevitable disgusting presence on every news program on TV, and not just Fox. She is now officially attacking every living thing on earth and needs to be destroyed, period. The tragic thing is that Al-Zarqawi would have been perfect for this, if the Air Force hadn't liquefied his internal organs.

It goes without saying this week was a disaster.

Comments

[Carolyn Hileman]

Good one

[dwo]

some people just don't get it do they? Here is a definition that might assist them. Satire - Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

[John the Marine]

Well, well, Mr. Raghead Zarqawi got in the way of some ordnance. Isn't that a shame? Forgive me if I don't cry in my beer. OOOooo, I almost forgot. Me and the fellas down at the VFW are going to play pin the smart bomb on the camel jockey tonight. If your feeling blue come on down and knock a few shots back with me and the rest of the leathernecks. We're not very sensitive but we drink like fish and use lots of course language. Hell, it might cheer you up. Think about it... I'll keep an eye out for ya.

[RUNuts]

Considering you are now the mainstream left, maybe they would let you post again if you appear in a tinfoil hat?

[jarhead john]

Where's your pic of Je$$e? You have some other fine supsects on your tv, but his pic seems to be missing.

Great post; as usual.

[Jose Diaz]

Congratulations ! Keep up the good work !

[Smokin' Joe]

Great article. Fun sidebar, too. Thanks for the laughs!

[beth]

Ahhhh - pooor you! No Peace for you this week. Take a handful of valium and see if that helps. I have a bunch of comments on my blog offering special deals on xanax if you need the info .....

The world is just falling apart!

"First of all, over in Iraq this Abu Musab al-Zarqawi guy gets brutally murdered by two 500-pound bombs"

You expected them to maybe drop eviction notices???

[Jon I]

Oh my this was some funny stuff, thanks for making my morning.

[Gayle]

Your brilliance really shines with this post, Miss Peace! It's truly the way the Moonbats sound.

Like Patrick, it's the funniest thing I've read all week!

Blessings. :)

[webloafer]

I was in total agreement with you, until you dissed my favorite skinny legged bigot.....
I think you are jealous of Ann Coulter, but for me, I would love to have a trophy affair with that skinney longlegged blonde.
I can only imagine what she would scream in my ear when I gave her a real liberal dollop of meat. Vegatarian meat, of course.
What more could be wanted than a skinny, long legged conservative being shown what's what.
Please, no taperecorders, videocams, digital camera's or pencils and legal pads.
And I won't tell how good it was.

Looking forward to taking on more of these secret missions for the cause.....

[SeanS]

Of course there was also that evil Marine signing that hatred song 'Hadji girl'. Joking about killing innocent civilians like that... Doesn't he understand that those AK47s were just their way of defending their home from the invasion of the evil U.S. military?

[jgf]

Hmmm, and here I thought it was a fantastic week!

[Tony Cambece]

Hey Peace, good stuff. Almost Onion calibre.

[Laz]

Best.

Article.

Ever.

Marry me, PeaceMoonBeam. It's our only hope.

[James]

"over in Iraq this Abu Musab al-Zarqawi guy gets brutally murdered by two 500-pound bombs dropped by a U.S. jet and the conservatives act like they just won the lottery. Where's the respect for human life? Where's the compassion? Where's the love of one's fellow man?"

Haha! Thanks for the laugh on that one! Funniest thing I've read in ages.

Of course, we should consider the love of one's fellow man in the light of 3000 innocent souls losing their life on American soil in one day. Or had you forgotten that?

Possibly time to stop dodging the looney-bin, Miss Moon-peace-love person...

[Carol]

Oh, it WAS quite a week. I agree with Patrick - you forgot about Darryl Hannah. Were you there with her, by the way.

[Rebecca Davis]

Great!

[Patrick Joubert Conlon]

The only thing you don't whine about is Darryl Hannah getting plucked from a tree like the fruit that she is. I was surprised that you weren't up a tree with that Hollywood halfwit.