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The Endless War

January 11, 2007

Berkeley, California


Even as an activist child of the 60s, I've never seen our country so divided over a war. Even with the other countless outside dangers facing our country, we are being held captive by a conflict that most of us didn't ask for, and are seemingly now helpless to stop. The worst part of this whole thing is that even after all this fighting, the end is still nowhere in sight. I personally worry that there will be no end, just bleak never-ending headlines every morning and ever-increasing numbers of Americans dividing into ever-distancing camps of opinion. Is there any hope for an end to this war between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump?

Similar to Bush's merciless invasion of Iraq just because of years of UN resolutions violations, mass rapes, gassings, torture, etc., Trump stormed Rosie's ample shores over her insignificant remark impugning his lack of morality. Trump's response characterizing Rosie as a loser and hideously ugly, fat foul-mouthed dyke, although true, was not only terribly insensitive, but also an affront to fat ugly dykes everywhere.

It's not hard to see who's good and who's bad in this conflict:

  • Rosie O'Donnell - hard-working, slender and beauty-challenged oppressed liberal butch lesbian mother just trying to make it in the world.
  • Donald Trump - Disgustingly wealthy capitalist who rides around in a big polluting limo with his trophy wife bedecked in fur. Obviously attained his riches on the backs of the poor and disadvantaged. Has freakish gold hair featuring waves that have no apparent beginning or end.

With Scooter's leaving, I've reached out to Sunshine in an effort to put our past differences behind us, and fortunately she has agreed to come back as my assistant. As it turns out, she is a close personal friend of Rosie, and sent her a letter of support and a gigantic cheese cake from us to say, "We women and women-like beings need to stand up to the Donald Trumps of this world, and not go hungry while doing so."

I don't know how this battle is going to end, but I'm hoping that now the Democrats are back in power, maybe Nancy Pelosi can enact some powerful legislation to tax rich lesbian-hating dorks like Trump out of existence. We'll see who has the power then.

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OK PeaceBeemer, I was a child of the 60s, too. We all know that you can call political names but not body shape ones. Some of your commentors are out of line. (Except that one who sounds more like an exwife. ) per Wikipee......Peace is a state of non-violence, the absence of hostility. This term is applied to describe a cessation of violent international conflict; ...

Oh, she's a cow. That picture flatters her too much, though.

Thanks for the visit to my site. It's a interesting dynamic here. Politicals and preferences aside, this all boils down to ratings. Trump needs the publicity to remain relevant. Rosie needs the ratings to stay on the air. A part of me thinks that these two masters of media spin-art collude on a regualr basis to see who can 'trump' the other.

Great Post - Great Blog

P. Moonbeam" Thank you patd95. These two bozos are already yesterday's news. How sad for them.

Trump is ishy! I hope Rosey keeps munchin on him.

P. Moonbeam: I'm still waiting for the cage match.

Heck, I'd support anyone against Trump, he's an asshat!


P. Moonbeam: Hi Junebugg. Well said.

I'm disappointed Peace, I thought you were better informed. Those of us In-The-Know have been aware for a long time that Rosie is actually a hunched over Donald Trump wearing a fat suit. They're one and the same, there is no real Rosie. And without Trump's money, could "Rosie" ever get a girlfriend? HAH!

Have you ever seen them together?

I thought not.

It's all some sort of complicated legal thing in Trump's latest pre-nuptial, about him having to do his best to hide his affairs or something.

P. Monbeam: Hi Jay! You know, come to think of it I've never seen the two of them together. Interesting, but disturbing.

Even as an activist child of the 60s,


Please, you were in your 20's in the 60's. I have seen you up close and naked. Don't lie to these people. Or if you do , at least make it entertaining and at least half way believable.
BTW, The girls called and said that when they finally found you that you that you not only sicced a rabid mexican on them
but that you had them thrown in the slammer too.
Is that true? Of course I know asking for the truth from any of yall is a wasted exercise, but I thought I would give it a shot anyway.
I have moved so dont even try to send them back to me. They are your Hellspawn so deal with them.


P. Moonbeam: I was in my teens in the 60s.
Since Scooter left, Pepe has been a trusted friend and protector, I would be the first to know if what you claimed had happened.

Peace, you have your hang ups and I have mine. You know I love the capitalist military industrial complex. Money buys weapons... weapons project the imperial... I mean the liberation of other cultures that aren't as good as ours. Hey, what can I say, American Business is just trying to help.

epador, I love the idea about the C4 cheese cake. The tactic is so appropriate for the target, hell, it couldn't miss. M-107 eh... 175 mm self propelled gun would do nicely. You know, I like the way you think.

John the Marine, over and out.

P. Moonbeam: Anything short of socialism is...well, short.

This is a problem,who to root for,Rosie who blocks out the sun or all that lovely money.

P. Moonbeam: It's a no-brainer: Rosie= good lesbian mother, Donald=bad capitalist bully.

Peace: whew, good to see you're back. You and Scoots seem to have something about supporting folks who support same sex relationships. Yet yours is as normal a heterosexual relationship as I've ever seen. What am I missing here?

John: There is nothing a few pounds of C4 and some primer cord disguised as a cheesecake can't solve. No need to strain your back hefting an M2 or even my preferred weapon, an M-107 [you might recognize it as a derivative of the M82A3 - why risk getting all that body fluid splattered on you when you can reach out and touch someone from half a mile with a 50 cal round?]


P. Moonbeam: Hi epador. I am all about equal rights for everybody, no matter how screwed up.

Wow! I'm amazed at how brave trump is. Heck, if I was going to take on beast like Rosie I would want a heavy weapons platoon at the very least. Money is all well and good but if Rosie puts her head down and begins to charge like the Bull Dyke elephant she is your going to need a M2 .50 cal machine gun at minimum.

You got one thing right though Peace; Trump has got some weird hair.

John the Marine, over and out.


P. Moonbeam: Hi John. Yeah, Rosie's huge, ugly, and foul-tempered but Trump is a capitalist and that's even worse.

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